So they saw his Penis in a yearbook photo and instead of dealing with the school they called the Police? How did that conversation go.
Police Station Operator " Is this an emergency, how can I help you?"
Loser "Yes, big emergency"
Police Station Operator " Stay calm mam, how can we help you"
Loser "Penis, I can see his Penis"
Police Station Operator " Is the perpetrator in the same room as you? Can you talk?"
Loser "Yes, he here and there and in many people's home right now"
Police Station Operator " I don't understand"
Loser "I can see his penis!!!"
Police Station Operator "Where, who?"
Loser "In the yearbook, the YEARBOOK DAMMIT"
Police Station Operator "click"
Loser "Hello.....hello.....anyo ne still there?"