someone asked how much i deadlift, i lied thru my teeth

[judochoke]

so me and the wife go to a nice winery in temcumla, (wilson creek winery) on sunday. beautiful day, sunny. so we park our car way in the back of the parking lot. so a tram comes by to give us a lift to the entrance. on the tram is a couple, with the women in the front row, and her
husband in the second row of the tram. so when the tram stops to pick us up, i sit in the second row with the guy. and the guy says, holy shit, you look like you have been stung by a bee!! your all swollen. it was funnier then hell, and we all laughed. so then the women told me that she deadlifts 190 pounds. and of course i told her thats fantastic. then the guy says he can deadlift 450 pounds, and of course i said fantastic. then they said they both do cross fit. in this short time, all four of us were friends, they were cool people. they were a little pre buzzed up, which made me like them even more. then the guy asked me how much can i deadlift: and in a instance, i said 600,(with a nice long pause) FOR REPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they both looked at me like i was a fucking god. they could not believe it. he slapped me on the back, she almost gave me a kiss. we all got off the tram at the same time, and i gave her a nice hug and a bro hug to the guy, and we went out separate ways in the winery.

except it was all bullshit. i can't even deadlift 315 for reps for the life of me i don't know why i lied i have not done that in twenty years, fucking lied about what i can lift)

i just got caught up in the moment. i feel like they ambushed me in the tram, telling me i was all swollen. i just ran with it. every time i saw them drinking wine in the winery, i felt like a turd for lying to them.

kind of ruined my day, and it was self induced. so i drank two bottle of 30 dollar wine and got fucked up in the shade with my lovely wife. fuck my life

[Simple Simon]

I always avoid people who lift when Im not in the gym, the fact they want to discuss it establishes they will be idiots.

[ratherbebig]

at least you dont tell them you were a former mr olympia

[Dokey111]

what the fuck is temcumla

[judochoke]

Wine country in inland empire,  Southern California

[Grape Ape]

so me and the wife go to a nice winery in temcumla, (wilson creek winery) on sunday. beautiful day, sunny. so we park our car way in the back of the parking lot. so a tram comes by to give us a lift to the entrance. on the tram is a couple, with the women in the front row, and her
husband in the second row of the tram. so when the tram stops to pick us up, i sit in the second row with the guy. and the guy says, holy shit, you look like you have been stung by a bee!! your all swollen. it was funnier then hell, and we all laughed. so then the women told me that she deadlifts 190 pounds. and of course i told her thats fantastic. then the guy says he can deadlift 450 pounds, and of course i said fantastic. then they said they both do cross fit. in this short time, all four of us were friends, they were cool people. they were a little pre buzzed up, which made me like them even more. then the guy asked me how much can i deadlift: and in a instance, i said 600,(with a nice long pause) FOR REPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they both looked at me like i was a fucking god. they could not believe it. he slapped me on the back, she almost gave me a kiss. we all got off the tram at the same time, and i gave her a nice hug and a bro hug to the guy, and we went out separate ways in the winery.

except it was all bullshit. i can't even deadlift 315 for reps for the life of me i don't know why i lied i have not done that in twenty years, fucking lied about what i can lift)

i just got caught up in the moment. i feel like they ambushed me in the tram, telling me i was all swollen. i just ran with it. every time i saw them drinking wine in the winery, i felt like a turd for lying to them.

kind of ruined my day, and it was self induced. so i drank two bottle of 30 dollar wine and got fucked up in the shade with my lovely wife. fuck my life

On the scale of serious infractions, 0 being the least, 10 being the worst, I gives this a 0.2

Don't sweat it.

[OB1]

so me and the wife go to a nice winery in temcumla, (wilson creek winery) on sunday. beautiful day, sunny. so we park our car way in the back of the parking lot. so a tram comes by to give us a lift to the entrance. on the tram is a couple, with the women in the front row, and her
husband in the second row of the tram. so when the tram stops to pick us up, i sit in the second row with the guy. and the guy says, holy shit, you look like you have been stung by a bee!! your all swollen. it was funnier then hell, and we all laughed. so then the women told me that she deadlifts 190 pounds. and of course i told her thats fantastic. then the guy says he can deadlift 450 pounds, and of course i said fantastic. then they said they both do cross fit. in this short time, all four of us were friends, they were cool people. they were a little pre buzzed up, which made me like them even more. then the guy asked me how much can i deadlift: and in a instance, i said 600,(with a nice long pause) FOR REPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they both looked at me like i was a fucking god. they could not believe it. he slapped me on the back, she almost gave me a kiss. we all got off the tram at the same time, and i gave her a nice hug and a bro hug to the guy, and we went out separate ways in the winery.

except it was all bullshit. i can't even deadlift 315 for reps for the life of me i don't know why i lied i have not done that in twenty years, fucking lied about what i can lift)

i just got caught up in the moment. i feel like they ambushed me in the tram, telling me i was all swollen. i just ran with it. every time i saw them drinking wine in the winery, i felt like a turd for lying to them.

kind of ruined my day, and it was self induced. so i drank two bottle of 30 dollar wine and got fucked up in the shade with my lovely wife. fuck my life

Shit happens.
Could be worse.

[Nirvana]

Everybody else lies about their lifts too. I know a guy who "squats" 405lbs with "perfect form", at least that's what he told everybody. Unfortunately for him I saw this "squat" out of the corner of my eye; he doesn't mention how his spotter did half the weight for the entire half rep (does that mean he actually only squatted 100lbs?).

Another guy "benches" 300something with "perfect form". He fails to mention the bench shirt, ass off the pad, and bounce out of the bottom.

Also many 1RM tend to happen in an empty gym with no spotter, no camera, no one to verify...isn't that weird.




The only thing you did wrong was not claim to deadlift 2,000lbs for 2,000 reps in 12 seconds.

[basil]

On the scale of serious infractions, 0 being the least, 10 being the worst, I gives this a 0.2

Don't sweat it.

Where does lying about d!ck size fall on the scale?  Then again, I shouldn't feel bad b/c I really am 7" when I measure right from the c@ck root.

[Kwon]

so me and the wife go to a nice winery in temcumla, (wilson creek winery) on sunday. beautiful day, sunny. so we park our car way in the back of the parking lot. so a tram comes by to give us a lift to the entrance. on the tram is a couple, with the women in the front row, and her
husband in the second row of the tram. so when the tram stops to pick us up, i sit in the second row with the guy. and the guy says, holy shit, you look like you have been stung by a bee!! your all swollen. it was funnier then hell, and we all laughed. so then the women told me that she deadlifts 190 pounds. and of course i told her thats fantastic. then the guy says he can deadlift 450 pounds, and of course i said fantastic. then they said they both do cross fit. in this short time, all four of us were friends, they were cool people. they were a little pre buzzed up, which made me like them even more. then the guy asked me how much can i deadlift: and in a instance, i said 600,(with a nice long pause) FOR REPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they both looked at me like i was a fucking god. they could not believe it. he slapped me on the back, she almost gave me a kiss. we all got off the tram at the same time, and i gave her a nice hug and a bro hug to the guy, and we went out separate ways in the winery.

except it was all bullshit. i can't even deadlift 315 for reps for the life of me i don't know why i lied i have not done that in twenty years, fucking lied about what i can lift)

i just got caught up in the moment. i feel like they ambushed me in the tram, telling me i was all swollen. i just ran with it. every time i saw them drinking wine in the winery, i felt like a turd for lying to them.

kind of ruined my day, and it was self induced. so i drank two bottle of 30 dollar wine and got fucked up in the shade with my lovely wife. fuck my life

Temcumla?


My boss told my coworkers that if anyone made fun of me for shitting my pants, they were goners.

[calfzilla]

You and the husband should have double teamed his whore wife.

[Kwon]

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[BayGBM]

so me and the wife go to a nice winery in temcumla, (wilson creek winery) on sunday. beautiful day, sunny. so we park our car way in the back of the parking lot. so a tram comes by to give us a lift to the entrance. on the tram is a couple, with the women in the front row, and her
husband in the second row of the tram. so when the tram stops to pick us up, i sit in the second row with the guy. and the guy says, holy shit, you look like you have been stung by a bee!! your all swollen. it was funnier then hell, and we all laughed. so then the women told me that she deadlifts 190 pounds. and of course i told her thats fantastic. then the guy says he can deadlift 450 pounds, and of course i said fantastic. then they said they both do cross fit. in this short time, all four of us were friends, they were cool people. they were a little pre buzzed up, which made me like them even more. then the guy asked me how much can i deadlift: and in a instance, i said 600,(with a nice long pause) FOR REPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they both looked at me like i was a fucking god. they could not believe it. he slapped me on the back, she almost gave me a kiss. we all got off the tram at the same time, and i gave her a nice hug and a bro hug to the guy, and we went out separate ways in the winery.

except it was all bullshit. i can't even deadlift 315 for reps for the life of me i don't know why i lied i have not done that in twenty years, fucking lied about what i can lift)

i just got caught up in the moment. i feel like they ambushed me in the tram, telling me i was all swollen. i just ran with it. every time i saw them drinking wine in the winery, i felt like a turd for lying to them.

kind of ruined my day, and it was self induced. so i drank two bottle of 30 dollar wine and got fucked up in the shade with my lovely wife. fuck my life

Sure you do.  You are a small man.  Far smaller than your physique would suggest.  The lie is a symptom of who you are: you prize things that have no meaning--like the approval of these strangers who you will likely never see again.  And you fail to prioritize and value things that have true meaning.  The fact that you recognize the lie as a problem means there is hope for you, but unless you undertake some serious work to "get big", shall we say outside the gym, you are doomed. 

[TheShape.]

I can deadlift 500 any day of the week as a natural. A very lean one too! #6ifted

[judochoke]

Damm bay, you went deep my man. Lol

[SquidVicious]

That's ok, when a 6 year old boy asked me how much I could bench and I lied and said 450, he immediately countered that his dad could do 700. The trick is to never go first!

[ratherbebig]

i like to confuse them by talking about lifts in machines nobody heard of.

"deadlifts... well not any more, but i can do 20 reps lying feet down on the reverse cybex super hyper bend over vulcan"

[sceagacros]

I thought this went without saying... it's considered lying now?

[_bruce_]

I always avoid people who lift when Im not in the gym, the fact they want to discuss it establishes they will be idiots.

x2

[ChristopherA]

I always avoid people who lift when Im not in the gym, the fact they want to discuss it establishes they will be idiots.

Absolutely! There is nothing more boring than discussing working out. Even worse is when someone feels the need to tell me how they haven't been to the gym in awhile and need to get back in it. Cause I give a fuck or judge them because I'm in shape?

[Henda]

Lying about your lifts is like wearing a wig or driving a ferarri replica, you may fool a few idiots but you know the Shamefull truth and in the end how you feel is all that really matters

[Grape Ape]

Damm bay, you went deep my man. Lol

Outed

[CalvinH]

TL,DR,FU.

[BayGBM]

Damm bay, you went deep my man. Lol

You know it is true.   

[light weight baby]

sounds like the intro to a cuckold story