Whats with the huge calculator on the desk 
There is a calculator on the computer
People usually called in a Verizon to dispute their charges and come up with generally fucked up math which i responded by whipping out my calculator . Its more convenient than fooling around with a phone or using the computer. I still keep it for working on spreadsheets. Up until a few years ago, i also had a Rolodex in my office for suppliers and longtime customers.
Point being, ive been using these for decades...why bother changing what works. No different than a squeeze page. Hardly anyone uses them but i still do but just build them on a WordPress platform to uses SEO tools and stuff. For example:
http://yourdrugcard.com As you can tell, when someone opens the site, there's a fuckinh big red arrow pointing down at what im selling...they know what they are getting and there are no distractions, popups, etc. They either get the card or get lost because there's nothing else they can choose other than the product. Its akin to being on a date and just shoving her head down to get your dick sucked rather than trying to sweet talk. Sites like that one makes it clear as to why its there. Either suck it or get the fuck out of my caddie
