LWB Me, Myself & I

[Henda]

Baby mama may have burst the door open but this beast will take the door and its frame clean out the brickwork if her large strong head and hands are owt to go by

[Simple Simon]

suposedly 18yrs younger

but that dont make sense when u compare those pics right

baby mama dont age yo


when i took her to my old place, those old ppl watching me were probably thinking she was baby mama

they probably gossiping me now those old racist fux

When you go to the club next your opening line should be "hi, do you have a birth certificate?"

[light weight baby]

Baby mama may have burst the door open but this beast will take the door and its frame clean out the brickwork if her large strong head and hands are owt to go by

lmao i am dying here

but yeah

i think she stands a fair chance in a fight woman to woman with baby mama

her ass is really big from what i can tell too

[light weight baby]

Baby mama may have burst the door open but this beast will take the door and its frame clean out the brickwork if her large strong head and hands are owt to go by

man this is insanely funny i cant get over how funny it really is


it took baby mama like 10 minutes of kicking together with her  sister who i estimate at a mostly bottom heavy but also heavy boobed 200lbs and i think she was around 180-182lbs

so we are talking at least a combined 380lbs of black wildebeast

[light weight baby]

guys now i have a dilemma here

i feel like i can pretty much have her if i continue courtship, bcs she shows a lot of interest

but am not sure if i should go thru with this bcs in my experience, relationships are the enemy of progress and usually the women stop giving bj's and start walking around in hairnets, pijamas, put tooth paste on their face to clear pimples etc and overall looking like crap in the house, only to look like a dime piece honey when they go outside

it's like a scam and the house always wins

[calfzilla]

guys now i have a dilemma here

i feel like i can pretty much have her if i continue courtship, bcs she shows a lot of interest

but am not sure if i should go thru with this bcs in my experience, relationships are the enemy of progress and usually the women stop giving bj's and start walking around in hairnets, pijamas, put tooth paste on their face to clear pimples etc and overall looking like crap in the house, only to look like a dime piece honey when they go outside

it's like a scam and the house always wins

Don't start relationship just fuck her. She will be groping your 17.99999 inch arms during.

[light weight baby]

Don't start relationship just fuck her. She will be groping your 17.99999 inch arms during.

so far seems like this type of chic wants relationship in return for fucking

so my only option for fucking her is leading he on

are you telling me to do that?

also seems like a chic who is not into bb and would at best tolerate my bb adventures and not support it, exactly like baby mama

what i really need is some gym slut hooked on anavars

[light weight baby]

these type of chics seem to have a really surpressed libido which they subdue with massive amounts of food

just my theory

[calfzilla]

so far seems like this type of chic wants relationship in return for fucking

so my only option for fucking her is leading he on

are you telling me to do that?

also seems like a chic who is not into bb and would at best tolerate my bb adventures and not support it, exactly like baby mama

what i really need is some gym slut hooked on anavars

No I'm saying just fuck her and be friends/acquaintances. Many call this friends with benefits. I fear if you lead her on you will be the one who gets lead on due to pussy whippedness.

[light weight baby]

No I'm saying just fuck her and be friends/acquaintances. Many call this friends with benefits. I fear if you lead her on you will be the one who gets lead on due to pussy whippedness.

those friend with benefit situations always end badly and it's basically a form of girls leading on themselves somehow then eventually getting salty

[light weight baby]

also she didnt mention again that she has a boyfriend which she said the first time i saw her

is that fella out of the picture now or what

[a_pupil]

what's her physical stats compared to baby mama. she looks twice her size lol.

if baby mama was kicking your door down lol how you going to deal with this chick.

btw don't get her to live with you IMO. No point having a chick move into your place until you find wifey material. Don't need a random bish walking around your house in sleeping pyjamas, unwashed face and eating your protein. 

[denarii]

OP failed to grab her by the pussy

[light weight baby]

what's her physical stats compared to baby mama. she looks twice her size lol.

if baby mama was kicking your door down lol how you going to deal with this chick.

btw don't get her to live with you IMO. No point having a chick move into your place until you find wifey material. Don't need a random bish walking around your house in sleeping pyjamas, unwashed face and eating your protein. 

that wont be an inssue

she lives with her mama and is still in school for a few yrs (1st year of college at age 21 lololol) (better late than never)

but she does look quite hueg, she probably happy she found a bber who can make her somewhat less huge

curious to see her ass in doggy

it looks massive when she's walking and she walks in slow motion

[IronMeister]

[light weight baby]

showed her pic to a prostitute today and the prostitute got real salty saying she's not 21, she's probably older than me even!!
and that prostitute looked like late 30's and claimed to be 25
hahhaahha

shit is so funny

prostitutes never change

[light weight baby]

this was baby mama back in 2011 looking like a world class dime piece honey

look at that face LOOK AT IT

goddamn

it makes my heart skip a beat

[light weight baby]

baby mama out sizing me those days when i was still a natural athelete

those was the good days

look at that face and that mass she is carrying

[light weight baby]

two ppl i love the most in one pictor

i gotta frame this pictor in all siriusness

[light weight baby]

blast from the past

this is where baby mama got her physicality from

look at the traps on baby grandmama

[Howard]

i just hope she is going to be a nasty whore in the bed
not some sack of potato

I suspect it will be decent sex, but, ya never know until you get busy.

Ok, the fact she mentioned the type of car a guy drives  and his job$ means she's into status and superficial crap.

I'm older and have been married 4x , but never had kids.
Most get-biggers rag on me for that, so , I often post I'm was on my 9th wife and she just left me LOL

I'm no ultimate playa or alpha male , but, I do know the common pitfalls to avoid with females.

Bottom line, screw her brains out by all means. BUt do NOT blow a load inside her Vajaja .
Having a kid tethers  you to a woman for a loooooooooooooooooong time and costs $$.

[light weight baby]

I suspect it will be decent sex, but, ya never know until you get busy.

Ok, the fact she mentioned the type of car a guy drives  and his job$ means she's into status and superficial crap.

I'm older and have been married 4x , but never had kids.
Most get-biggers rag on me for that, so , I often post I'm was on my 9th wife and she just left me LOL

I'm no ultimate playa or alpha male , but, I do know the common pitfalls to avoid with females.

Bottom line, screw her brains out by all means. BUt do NOT blow a load inside her Vajaja .
Having a kid tethers  you to a woman for a loooooooooooooooooong time and costs $$.

on the bright side, that could also mean she's willing to overlook my baldness as long as i drive merc and earn a decent living

face she still has 3 yrs of school ahead means i have this window before she wants to shack up with a dude

i guess

[light weight baby]

cost of children is a bit over rated by howard

theres poor ppl with 6 children

so if ur not poor and have 1 it's not that big of a deal

[light weight baby]

u know guiz i'm realizing a lot of things the last 24 hours

that this is the destiny bringing this girl to me

fact one: she showed up with her mom one fine day months ago at my former gym, which is a real hardcore gym. she walked in with her momy looking confused at all these roided up animals. i remember thinking damn that a fine babe and her mom is a total dime piece too. they left looking confused and lost but i didnt approach them bcs i was building my arms. just realized yesterday that it was her that time


fact two: she lives really close to my former home which i left a few months ago

fact three she is really built nigress like baby mama

so she mentioned she wants to work out her ass
maybe i can go train with her at that former gym
bcs people there think i am a a top dog for being so strong and juuicy

maybe it will be the society of monkeys theory where she sees that all these other baboons look up to me and therefore she will think i am a leader

so now i think i will take this chic to the gym with me and show her all my brute strength and powers

[#1GymRat]

i realize things to not and nobody care about you dumb shit.

fact one: you tell all lies  fact 2; you never get bigger always same body always never change not anything only nothing  fact three; you never start culb but if you do club is shit because you serve drink to costomer wiht shit on finger from toilet and you cook tasted like cow shit. fact for; you are looser

u know guiz i'm realizing a lot of things the last 24 hours

that this is the destiny bringing this girl to me

fact one: she showed up with her mom one fine day months ago at my former gym, which is a real hardcore gym. she walked in with her momy looking confused at all these roided up animals. i remember thinking damn that a fine babe and her mom is a total dime piece too. they left looking confused and lost but i didnt approach them bcs i was building my arms. just realized yesterday that it was her that time


fact two: she lives really close to my former home which i left a few months ago

fact three she is really built nigress like baby mama

so she mentioned she wants to work out her ass
maybe i can go train with her at that former gym
bcs people there think i am a a top dog for being so strong and juuicy

maybe it will be the society of monkeys theory where she sees that all these other baboons look up to me and therefore she will think i am a leader

so now i think i will take this chic to the gym with me and show her all my brute strength and powers