Doug on SNL Last Night "Lives That Matter" Hahahahaha

[Kwon]

Yes, for someone who is afraid to leave their parents' basement, top secret cookie testing would be a dream job.

I don't think he is living in a basement. Doesn't he own a house? I remember seeing his greyhounds running around on the lawn.

Why would Adam be afraid of leaving a basement ?

[Kwon]

Black chicks pretending to act like black chicks but I remember some award show when the gorilla in the middle acted the same way as her character while being "normal".  they're the same in or out of the cage.

I find them quite entertaining, at least when watching them on a screen. Their behavior is more than often hilarious.

The american nigress that is, not the african.

I wonder why they act like they do and like their african counterpart.

Maybe Halo has more information on the matter.

[Al Doggity]

I don't think he is living in a basement. Doesn't he own a house? I remember seeing his greyhounds running around on the lawn.

Why would Adam be afraid of leaving a basement ?

LOL  I'm talking about you, you basement-dwelling, shut-in cuck! You're the one who said an imaginary job you can do from your house is an honor and a privilege. You're also the loser who posts 50 times a day. 

[JackScribber]

That's quite funny and rather accurate.

Not sure what Adonis' problem is? 

[Al Doggity]

Poor Al. Stuck in a skin color he can't get out of so he's forced to argue for it. Like a jew having to support giving away money.  

  This is an anonymous message board. Do you know how difficult it would be to "get out" of my skin color on here?

By posting that I'm a different skin color.

[Pneumothorax]

I find them quite entertaining, at least when watching them on a screen. Their behavior is more than often hilarious.

The american nigress that is, not the african.

I wonder why they act like they do and like their african counterpart.

Maybe Halo has more information on the matter.

Called evolution and selective breeding.  The slaves that were captured in Africa were generally not the brightest or they wouldn't have gotten caught.  Then they get brought to the colonies and the slave masters selected the biggest ones, and the ones with the least intellectual functioning, therefore least likely to form up an organized revolt.  Do that for 350 years and you end up with what we have here.  All a joke of course.

[Kwon]

LOL  I'm talking about you, you basement-dwelling, shut-in cuck! You're the one who said an imaginary job you can do from your house is an honor and a privilege. You're also the loser who posts 50 times a day. 

Eh what? You must have mistaken me for someone else Al. I am not the much younger former getbigger Swede if that is what you think.

I am the Getbig-member who is from Sweden that joined Getbig around 2003, now closing in on 50 years of age that was politically active in the late 80s, lived a few years in Paris in the 90s but then moved back to Sweden, worked as a salesman and then became a teacher.

Currently i'm not living on basement-level (i have a nice balcony), but i DO have a basement where i store packages for different electrical appliances and xmas-decorations if that eases your mind.

[The True Adonis]

Adonis.. Why is Al Doggity avoiding to answer your points and brings up the subject of cookie testing instead?

No idea.  I think he is partially retarded.  I am sure even blacks laugh at him and don't accept him.

[Al Doggity]

Eh what? You must have mistaken me for someone else Al. I am not the much younger former getbigger Swede if that is what you think.

I am the Getbig-member who is from Sweden that joined Getbig around 2003, now closing in on 50 years of age that was politically active in the late 80s, lived a few years in Paris in the 90s but then moved back to Sweden, worked as a salesman and then became a teacher.

Currently i'm not living on basement-level (i have a nice balcony), but i DO have a basement where i store packages for different electrical appliances and xmas-decorations if that eases your mind.

No, I've got the right one. The loser who posts on getbig 50 times a day and spends the rest of his day looking for stuff to post on getbig. No way  you could be holding down a job with your demanding posting schedule.

[Al Doggity]

No idea.  I think he is partially retarded.  I am sure even blacks laugh at him and don't accept him.

Well, you continue your unbroken streak of being wrong on everything.

I'm not partially retarded, but you are partially bald, right?

[SF1900]

TA, have you been involved in any other cookie tasting sessions? If so, for what company?

[The True Adonis]

TA, have you been involved in any other cookie tasting sessions? If so, for what company?

Yes, Nabisco.

[SF1900]

Yes, Nabisco.

TA, you should expand beyond cookies and test other products.

[Howard]

No, I've got the right one. The loser who posts on getbig 50 times a day and spends the rest of his day looking for stuff to post on getbig. No way  you could be holding down a job with your demanding posting schedule.

Hey Al, black, white or brown, ya gotta admit, living in your mom's basement apt ,posting on getbig and NOT working
would be a sweet deal .

[The True Adonis]

TA, you should expand beyond cookies and test other products.

I got an email from Mccormick wanting me to "blog" about something, but I really am too busy digging up personal information about people.

[Kwon]

I got an email from Mccormick wanting me to "blog" about something, but I really am too busy digging up personal information about people.

You SHOULD start a blog about it though imho.

Would be a very interesting read.

[The True Adonis]

You SHOULD start a blog about it though imho.

Would be a very interesting read.

In a few days, there is going to be an interesting read.  Watch for it.

[Al Doggity]

Adonis.. Why is Al Doggity avoiding to answer your points and brings up the subject of cookie testing instead?

To answer your question, Papper, this is why:

I got an email from Mccormick wanting me to "blog" about something, but I really am too busy digging up personal information about people.

[Kwon]

In a few days, there is going to be an interesting read.  Watch for it.

Link here on GB or send me a PM Adam!

[The True Adonis]

Link here on GB or send me a PM Adam!

Always fun to help do a little swamp draining.

[Royalty]

Darnell: "Skinny women can do this for you...?"

Doug: "not a damn thing"

[The True Adonis]

I don't quite understand.  What benefit does extra fat have for a woman?   

[Al Doggity]

I don't quite understand.  What benefit does extra fat have for a woman?   

 You are partially bald and partially retarded.

[The True Adonis]

You are partially bald and partially retarded.

I would rather have Down's syndrome than be African American to be honest. 

[Al Doggity]

I would rather have Down's syndrome than be African American to be honest.  

Then, congratulations. Looks like you got your wish. Your posts in this thread have been  utterly retarded.