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Q: How heavily are these Democrat Tears infected with egregious entitlement? Thanks. Nov-09-16A: These tears did test positive for entitlementitis (scientific term sorry) but lucky for our target customers our jobs, careers and families built up antibodies. Q: Nice looking tears! Are they crocodile style? thanks Nov-09-16A: You are very welcome sir. These are the democrat tears. Crocodiles put up too much of a fight. Democrats just kind of lay around and allow themselves to be trapped. The easiest part is harvesting the tears. They are usually crying before being trapped.Q: Just how salty are they? Just a little or REALLY salty? Nov-09-16A: This particular democrat enjoys a diet or organic salad only. Very neutral tasting salt wise but extremely sweet and almost buttery.
