You should write a satire about the Trump family. What you've posted here is hysterically funny and maybe a little too accurate.
Do you think Sidney Powell will be the first to be charged with a crime relating to this event since she did plenty to stir the pot? On the other hand, Rudy comes off as being as deranged as Trump and he's made public comments that probably will come back to haunt him.
Hmm, for some reason I thought Jared wasn't human. He seems sort of robotic.
Trump has Rudy pegged for his defense counsel in the upcoming impeachment trial. Which at this point I can only assume that SNL has somehow managed to get an insider to pass this along to Trump in a way to convince him it is a good idea. I mean, we all saw how great the last attempt at defending Trump panned out for Rudy.
Sidney is just a wack job. She is probably so detached from reality she doesn’t know that after she is burned in the civil judgement the voting machine company is going to get, she won’t even be able to afford Ivankas Dollar Store clothing line.
In all honesty, the only person who is going to remain unscathed by this is Melania. She don’t give a fuck about that family. She’s basically cut Ivankas tits off already. You think she is really going to let Duhnold slide after he voiced his displeasure in her renovations tastes recently? I predict she will be living in a separate house by this summer. Trumpy’s biggest mistake was not listening to her more than idiots like Sidney, Ivanka, Rudy, etc... Duhnold bragging about being the deal maker is laughable when you look at the deals she made. Said to have used his 2016 win to renegotiate her prenup. The only one in the family it seems that isn’t or hasn’t faced charges of some sort. Hell her First Lady Of Porn title would be worth a Kings ransom.
