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Straw Man

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It's going to be fun watching the entire Trump Crime Family being taken down

I wonder how soon they start turning on each other

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It's going to be fun watching the entire Trump Crime Family being taken down

I wonder how soon they start turning on each other

Who do you suppose will be the first to rat the others out? Who has the most to lose if they don't talk? Who has the least to lose if they do? One thing is pretty certain, none of them will be represented by Cohen.  ;D

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Who do you suppose will be the first to rat the others out? Who has the most to lose if they don't talk? Who has the least to lose if they do? One thing is pretty certain, none of them will be represented by Cohen.  ;D

Junior's new gf will be the first to bail out and save her own ass.

Rudy will stick by to the very end despite his hair crying and tapping out.

Ivanka will have a Botox accident that results in a permanent frozen jaw and won't be able to testify against anyone.

Jared will just ignore everyone and continue to build Hot Wheels race car tracks.

Eric is just too damn stupid to actually know anything.  And I mean anything.

Donald Jr will check himself into rehab for the duration of the upcoming investigation and trial, thus rendering himself immune to testimony.

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Junior's new gf will be the first to bail out and save her own ass.

Rudy will stick by to the very end despite his hair crying and tapping out.

Ivanka will have a Botox accident that results in a permanent frozen jaw and won't be able to testify against anyone.

Jared will just ignore everyone and continue to build Hot Wheels race car tracks.

Eric is just too damn stupid to actually know anything.  And I mean anything.

Donald Jr will check himself into rehab for the duration of the upcoming investigation and trial, thus rendering himself immune to testimony.

You should write a satire about the Trump family. What you've posted here is hysterically funny and maybe a little too accurate.

Do you think Sidney Powell will be the first to be charged with a crime relating to this event since she did plenty to stir the pot? On the other hand, Rudy comes off as being as deranged as Trump and he's made public comments that probably will come back to haunt him.

Hmm, for some reason I thought Jared wasn't human. He seems sort of robotic.

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It's going to be fun watching the entire Trump Crime Family being taken down

I wonder how soon they start turning on each other

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You should write a satire about the Trump family. What you've posted here is hysterically funny and maybe a little too accurate.

Do you think Sidney Powell will be the first to be charged with a crime relating to this event since she did plenty to stir the pot? On the other hand, Rudy comes off as being as deranged as Trump and he's made public comments that probably will come back to haunt him.

Hmm, for some reason I thought Jared wasn't human. He seems sort of robotic.

Trump has Rudy pegged for his defense counsel in the upcoming impeachment trial.  Which at this point I can only assume that SNL has somehow managed to get an insider to pass this along to Trump in a way to convince him it is a good idea.  I mean, we all saw how great the last attempt at defending Trump panned out for Rudy.

Sidney is just a wack job.  She is probably so detached from reality she doesnít know that after she is burned in the civil judgement the voting machine company is going to get, she wonít even be able to afford Ivankas Dollar Store clothing line. 

In all honesty, the only person who is going to remain unscathed by this is Melania.  She donít give a fuck about that family.  Sheís basically cut Ivankas tits off already.  You think she is really going to let Duhnold slide after he voiced his displeasure in her renovations tastes recently?  I predict she will be living in a separate house by this summer.  Trumpyís biggest mistake was not listening to her more than idiots like Sidney, Ivanka, Rudy, etc...   Duhnold bragging about being the deal maker is laughable when you look at the deals she made.  Said to have used his 2016 win to renegotiate her prenup.  The only one in the family it seems that isnít or hasnít faced charges of some sort.  Hell her First Lady Of Porn title would be worth a Kings ransom.


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Who do you suppose will be the first to rat the others out? Who has the most to lose if they don't talk? Who has the least to lose if they do? One thing is pretty certain, none of them will be represented by Cohen.  ;D

Anyone who doesn't  want to go to jail from for THE TRAITOR

You can probably start with Allen Weisselberg and go right on down the list

At some point Trump will throw his own kids under the bus