My pecs are a conversation piece

[Pray_4_War]

I was in the club last night and this 11 (on a scale of 1 to 10) literally sat and talked about my pecs for like 2 hours. She was fascinated by my chest routine and my diet. She was rubbing them and feeling me up. At one point she even lifted my shirt and kissed the pecs. I guess all that lifting pays off.

If this actually happened, which it didn't, why didn't you bang her. 

Any attractive woman that talks about my body for 2 hours and kisses and touches my chest...is getting fucked.

[Primemuscle]

If this actually happened, which it didn't, why didn't you bang her. 

Any attractive woman that talks about my body for 2 hours and kisses and touches my chest...is getting fucked.

He hasn't reach puberty.

[kh300]

If this actually happened, which it didn't, why didn't you bang her. 

Any attractive woman that talks about my body for 2 hours and kisses and touches my chest...is getting fucked.

He left out the part about her reaching for his cock then laughing as she walked away thanking him for the drinks.

[light weight baby]

If this actually happened, which it didn't, why didn't you bang her. 

Any attractive woman that talks about my body for 2 hours and kisses and touches my chest...is getting fucked.

impotence/small dick issues

[Kwon]

[Tunza Muscle]

If this actually happened, which it didn't, why didn't you bang her. 

Any attractive woman that talks about my body for 2 hours and kisses and touches my chest...is getting fucked.

Had a 12 waiting for me at home

[Kwon]

[2scared2post]

Had a 12 waiting for me at home

Lol at believing your dads cock size.

[WannaBePro]

Pic of said pecs?

Don't hold your breath.

[J. Richards]

i think after 15 minutes of chest talk and rubs... shit would need to get real..... but 2 hours.... fuck,,

[Tunza Muscle]

i think after 15 minutes of chest talk and rubs... shit would need to get real..... but 2 hours.... fuck,,

I've had so much pussy in my life from so many beautiful women I take this stuff in stride.

[Walter Sobchak]

I've had so much pussy in my life from so many beautiful women I take this stuff in stride.

Gayer than spooge on a mustache

[gmflex]

I know but if I ever told a chick I don't workout she will know I'm lying. When you tell them you don't workout it's totally believable, judging from your photos.

 

[Skeeter]

I'm starting to believe this guy.... oh, wait, no I'm not.

[Hulkotron]

OP huffs BBC

[Walter Sobchak]

OP huffs BBC

OP's Dad has definitely gone "Big Mike Cox" up his shitpipe....

[Pete Nice]

Great Gimmick, well done 

[Taffin]

11 doesn't exist on a scale of 1 to 10.

Try telling that to Nigel...

[Primemuscle]

Try telling that to Nigel...

I'm a stickler for details. It's a pain in the ass for some people. I think they are just sloppy.