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johnthegreat687

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If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« on: December 09, 2016, 11:15:32 PM »
I was thinking heavily about this.

Id be a manatee cause I think they must be close to the laziest most immobile creatures around






andddddddddd cue chaos to come in here and delete this thread cause hes crying crocodile tears

oooooo hes a crocodile

are crocodiles bald?
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2016, 12:53:03 AM »
Sloth, Beluga or Ostrich



Tbombz would be a Bonobo
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2016, 01:08:03 AM »
Definatley a dog, they get to lay around, sleep loads, roll around on the floor playing with their toys, act like winning the lottery whenever they see you getting ready to take them out and can just mount and fuck any other dog they like.
When Im up early for work and the dog gets up with me I envy him as I leave the house and he goes back upstairs to go back to sleep.
Here he is in his favorite place relaxing in front of the fire.
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2016, 01:14:05 AM »
Wish I was like a dog.  Joyful and loyal.  Probably more like a cat.  Selfish and stand-offish.  But I strive for dogness.
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2016, 01:43:20 AM »
Quote from: Henda on December 10, 2016, 01:08:03 AM
Definatley a dog, they get to lay around, sleep loads, roll around on the floor playing with their toys, act like winning the lottery whenever they see you getting ready to take them out and can just mount and fuck any other dog they like.
When Im up early for work and the dog gets up with me I envy him as I leave the house and he goes back upstairs to go back to sleep.
Here he is in his favorite place relaxing in front of the fire.


Epic DFS sofa, ill fitting fireplace, lack of presents under tree. Would not hit.
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2016, 01:48:18 AM »
An Eagle.
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2016, 01:53:49 AM »
Quote from: 10pints on December 10, 2016, 01:43:20 AM
Epic DFS sofa, ill fitting fireplace, lack of presents under tree. Would not hit.

Haha,having young kids means presents get hidden, hard to make them believe Santa fetched them when they been under the tree for a month !
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2016, 02:32:11 AM »
brutal IKEA rug

(I have a similar one :-P )
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2016, 03:53:52 AM »
Quote from: Henda on December 10, 2016, 01:53:49 AM
Haha,having young kids means presents get hidden, hard to make them believe Santa fetched them when they been under the tree for a month !

Good shout. Gotta keep up the illusion!
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2016, 03:54:49 AM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on December 10, 2016, 02:32:11 AM
brutal IKEA rug

(I have a similar one :-P )

Haha I wish I did mate Wor lass got the fucker from dunelm as she likes stuff from there the fucking snob she is.

Just finished that room it looked like this a short while ago
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2016, 03:55:18 AM »
a jacked tall negro with a massive cock
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2016, 03:59:16 AM »
Quote from: Henda on December 10, 2016, 03:54:49 AM
Haha I wish I did mate Wor lass got the fucker from dunelm as she likes stuff from there the fucking snob she is.

Just finished that room it looked like this a short while ago


I think all that work has leaned you out. Looking distinctly offseason in the framed photo, top left, first pic!
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2016, 04:03:57 AM »
Quote from: 10pints on December 10, 2016, 03:59:16 AM
I think all that work has leaned you out. Looking distinctly offseason in the framed photo, top left, first pic!


creepy
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2016, 04:07:09 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on December 10, 2016, 04:03:57 AM

creepy

Or just have a sense of humor...
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2016, 04:14:33 AM »
Quote from: 10pints on December 10, 2016, 04:07:09 AM
Or just have a sense of humor...

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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2016, 04:53:53 AM »
Quote from: 10pints on December 10, 2016, 03:59:16 AM
I think all that work has leaned you out. Looking distinctly offseason in the framed photo, top left, first pic!

Haha no chance mate I love food ower much and actually like being fat
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2016, 04:58:07 AM »
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2016, 04:59:24 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on December 10, 2016, 04:03:57 AM

creepy

Sadly I zoomed in on it also to see what I could see
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2016, 05:01:58 AM »
Quote from: Rusty Trombone on December 10, 2016, 04:58:07 AM
:D
i think besides being born a millionaire, that must be the best life has to offer
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2016, 05:02:44 AM »
Housecat, but only as long as I'm let outside to roam the hood.
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2016, 05:30:47 AM »
If I was a honey badger I'd eat all of you for breakfast.
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2016, 05:31:36 AM »
Vampire bat.
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2016, 06:36:31 AM »
A gorilla of course they are the closest to bodybuilders , I think if I should strip naked and walk into a gorilla camp I would be accepted as one of them because I am a big muscular beast.

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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2016, 06:52:03 AM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on December 10, 2016, 05:31:36 AM
Vampire bat.

Considering they suck too, your choice is logical.
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Re: If You Were An Animal What Would You Be
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2016, 07:19:07 AM »
Quote from: 8 INCH not biceps on December 10, 2016, 06:36:31 AM
A gorilla of course they are the closest to bodybuilders , I think if I should strip naked and walk into a gorilla camp I would be accepted as one of them because I am a big muscular beast.



 truly amazing animals. Who knows what they are truly capable of it they could train like one.
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