Howard: dad will you go to my bodybuilding competition?
Dad: (pause) um, well sure I guess. If that supports you.
Howard: Awesome! Oh one more thing, would you mind shaving my back and ass the night before? It's real important.
Dad: ugh I dunno...is it necessary or uh...
Howard: yeah it's pretty much mandatory.
Dad: I guess I can help if you have trouble reaching
Howard: great, then the day of the show you apply posing oil to my whole body.
Dad: well I'm not sure how to do that. Er, um maybe (mutters something inaudible). (Walks off).
