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What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« on: December 23, 2016, 12:49:48 AM »
Health insurance included ( non plastic surgury sunless you're horribly disfigured... No improvement just get back to normal).

10k$? 20k$? 50k$?

If do it for 10. Doesn't seem that difficult to get an armbar on a bear or maybe a Kimura... I doubt a bear has had to deal with a broken humerus before
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2016, 12:51:18 AM »
I once knocked Paddington Bears hat off....
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2016, 12:55:38 AM »
Quote from: Be There on December 23, 2016, 12:51:18 AM
I once knocked Paddington Bears hat off....
You evil bastard  ;D ;D
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2016, 01:04:40 AM »
with bear you mean "bear" and with fighting you mean cuddling
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2016, 01:16:12 AM »
I'd fight a bear for $100.  No holds barred.  To the death. My choice of bears.

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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2016, 01:19:02 AM »
Quote from: ESFitness on December 23, 2016, 12:49:48 AM
Health insurance included ( non plastic surgury sunless you're horribly disfigured... No improvement just get back to normal).

10k$? 20k$? 50k$?

If do it for 10. Doesn't seem that difficult to get an armbar on a bear or maybe a Kimura... I doubt a bear has had to deal with a broken humerus before
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2016, 01:28:57 AM »
Yes I'd fight a koala bear for 100k
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2016, 01:34:28 AM »
Apparently, the best time to fight a bear is in the dead of Winter, it mellows them out, and makes them more docile. Also, another sneaky trick promoters of such things did was have a shady vet sever the extensors and particularly the flexors of the bear's arms so that it couldn't use its paws to full effect. In addition to pulling its teeth and claws sometimes too.

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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2016, 02:03:07 AM »
From a country where we don't have bears so haven't seen one but aren't they fucking massive and can tear us apart in seconds?
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2016, 02:15:07 AM »
Imagine being hit by one of these paws.

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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2016, 02:30:39 AM »
Quote from: Pray_4_War on December 23, 2016, 01:16:12 AM
I'd fight a bear for $100.  No holds barred.  To the death. My choice of bears.




They aren't bears :-\

 And they can fuck you up with their claws.
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2016, 03:34:01 AM »
Quote from: FREAKgeek on December 23, 2016, 02:30:39 AM

They aren't bears :-\

 And they can fuck you up with their claws.

Challenge accepted!

Also, I'm an American, so when I call something a bear, that's what it is.
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2016, 03:36:06 AM »
Quote from: SuperTed on December 23, 2016, 02:15:07 AM



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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2016, 03:39:21 AM »
The revenant had a good bear fight, shit was brutal. That's how I'd expect it to go down in real life or worse so I'd pass unless paid millions and armed with a milligun
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2016, 04:43:36 AM »
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2016, 05:13:41 AM »
Quote from: SuperTed on December 23, 2016, 02:15:07 AM
Imagine being hit by one of these paws.




Thats one big shark paw.
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2016, 05:33:50 AM »
Quote from: SuperTed on December 23, 2016, 02:15:07 AM
Imagine being hit by one of these paws.





  :o That's a huge Paw & claws !!

No amount of $ would persuade me to fight that -- unless i was in a tank maybe.
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2016, 05:41:42 AM »
Quote from: SuperTed on December 23, 2016, 02:15:07 AM
Imagine being hit by one of these paws.



The hooves of white tail deer are easily identified by their distinctively long nails and padded toes.
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2016, 07:22:28 AM »
This is a picture of the bear fighting so let us know how much money it would take for you to fight.



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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2016, 02:48:54 PM »
Quote from: SuperTed on December 23, 2016, 02:15:07 AM
Imagine being hit by one of these paws.



Looks like the hands and fingernails of BigMikeCox's ex Shaniqua
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2016, 03:42:45 PM »
I would do it for free if the bear disrespected me.
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2016, 03:47:46 PM »
Quote from: SuperTed on December 23, 2016, 02:15:07 AM
Imagine being hit by one of these paws.



Bears are terrifying monsters, really, yet act like big, goofy dogs. Strange animal.... cute and deadly.

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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2016, 03:49:36 PM »
stupid question, nobody could survive that

better question:

what amount of $ would it take you to fight ronnie coleman in his prime
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2016, 04:48:33 PM »
just watch what happens to leonardo dicaprio in the revenant that bear fucked him in the ass to.  he never shit the same again
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Re: What amount pf $ would it take to get u 2 fight a bear?
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2016, 04:58:16 PM »
Quote from: SuperTed on December 23, 2016, 02:15:07 AM
Imagine being hit by one of these paws.



He's not going eat it or use it for anything essential, just to compensate for his small redneck penis.
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