Please tell us that room is in your mom's basement and it's hooked up to a PSP 
Haha, in the interests of entertainment, let's have an episode of Rocket
Prepare yourself brother, you were almost right. It LOOKS the part.

Let's go over the violations (let's face it, the entire room is a violation)
Queen bed that is actually just mattress on 2 single mattresses
Gigantic fucking television with Wii U / raspberry pi connected to it
The ah "bachelor man's wardrobe" (aka the floor)
"Curtain" is a queen bed cover hanging on the antit heft, prison style bars
And perhaps the worst violation:
The house actually has 3 perfectly functional completely empty bedrooms, yet I choose to bed down in the room that looks like a fucking prison because it backs onto the double garage that I carpeted.
This house is on million dollar land (not my land, mind), but is most definitely getting bulldozed, one day.