On the 3rd floor of my gym we have private bathrooms (single user, lock on door), for some ungodly reason people poop in there and stink the place up. Wtf? Go home and poop you sick fucks!!
Many years ago, I figured I could drop my deuce in the peace and comfort of my home bowl.
Sadly, traffic was bad and I got stuck in a bumper to bumper , rush hour crawl.
It dawned on me , I wasn't going to make it and couldn't pull over safely.
Thus, I pooped my pants. 100% serious.
Lucky for me, I was wearing spandex compression shorts under my sweats.
Upon arriving home, I stripped , dumped the "shorts load" in the toilet and jumped into the shower.
Once you've shit your pants, other problems in life ,don't bother you as badly.
Hope this helps.