Johnny Depp - How to make a fortune and be broke

[Yamcha]

I killed him Gilbert.

[jdooly]

He should return to his roots on 21 Jump Street.

[tacobender]

I killed him Gilbert.

lmao

[tacobender]

On a serious note DiCaprio was an awesome actor in that movie he played that retard down to a T great acting right there

[Skylge]

The houses can be an investment. So perhaps could be the wine

A yacht however is like a hole in the water. Total financial insanity

[polychronopolous]

In a world where billions of people live in extreme poverty, how tha hell an anyone spend 30k in whine each month?

[CalvinH]

In a world where billions of people live in extreme poverty, how tha hell an anyone spend 30k in whine each month?

He spends 30k a month complaining?

[Dave D]

On a serious note DiCaprio was an awesome actor in that movie he played that retard down to a T great acting right there

He wasnt acting.

[Earl1972]

On a serious note DiCaprio was an awesome actor in that movie he played that retard down to a T great acting right there

it doesn't take much talent to act like a retard

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[Simple Simon]

it doesn't take much talent to act like a retard

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a link to this site proves that beyond a reasonable doubt

[Dave D]

a link to this site proves that beyond a reasonable doubt

I think hes referencing the band Full Blown.

[Yamcha]

The houses can be an investment. So perhaps could be the wine

A yacht however is like a hole in the water. Total financial insanity

Yeah, but they had to burn that house down because they couldn't get the dead, fat woman out in a humane way.

[Elvis_McCartney]

I like Depp but the guy seems to be going through a mid-life  crisis.  Compare him to Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise and he looks YEARS older.

If you have 300-350 million there is no excuse in the world to not be in the best possible shape, physically and mentally.

[Kwon]

I like Depp but the guy seems to be going through a mid-life  crisis.  Compare him to Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise and he looks YEARS older.

If you have 300-350 million there is no excuse in the world to not be in the best possible shape, physically and mentally.

His relationship and divorce with the golddigger lesbian Amber Heard (who wanted his money) took it's toll as well, took probably a few decades of his life.

I understand now why he had to drink so much wine.  

[Yamcha]

His relationship and divorce with the golddigger lesbian Amber Heard (who wanted his money) took it's toll as well, took probably a few decades of his life.

I understand now why he had to drink so much wine.  

He used to like rum.

[JAGO]

a lawyer has no incentive to overinflate the amount of money a guy he is attacking has right?

As a lawyer, I'd be cautious about doing something like that.

J

[oldschoolfan]

just goes to show how off that site celebrity networth is they have him listed being worth 400 million, and now its coming out hes broke.

well they also have 50 cent at 300 million

[Elvis_McCartney]

His relationship and divorce with the golddigger lesbian Amber Heard (who wanted his money) took it's toll as well, took probably a few decades of his life.

I understand now why he had to drink so much wine.  

I wonder when a guy gets this much fame and fortune if he has anybody keeping it real.  Where were his friends who should have been saying WTF are you marrying a lesbian for?

She wasn't even that hot.  I saw where she's trying to come back and get some more money after agreeing to the divorce.

He's a talented guy.  Hope he can get it together and not turn into a FAT Brando and just saying Fuck it, to the world.

[Earl1972]

I think hes referencing the band Full Blown.

it's FulBlown and i was referencing you

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[dr.chimps]

He spends 30k a month complaining?

Meh. Could have been Black and spending it on dookie ropes?

[Voice of Doom]

This all sounds like a ploy to keep from paying out the ex-wife.

[anvil]

Meh. Could have been Black and spending it on dookie ropes?

This may be your funniest post ever 

[Marty Champions]

if someone hands u 10 k to act good in a movie 99% would be decent

[Dave D]

it's FulBlown and i was referencing you

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Touche'

[wes]

Should have bought the good stuff and saved some coinage!!