Author Topic: esfitness hires a hitman...  (Read 30081 times)

CalvinH

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 21955
  • Spastic Tarted Cvunt
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #200 on: April 06, 2017, 06:52:26 AM »

The only thing he is robbing is this world of oxygen.



This was a good line that was missed!

dj181

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 26346
  • Dog sees 🐿️
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #201 on: April 06, 2017, 06:53:55 AM »

Simple Simon

  • Guest
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #202 on: April 06, 2017, 07:25:04 AM »


This was a good line that was missed!
he doesnt need oxygen,,,,

wes

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 65400
  • What Dire Mishap Has Befallen Thee
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #203 on: April 06, 2017, 08:43:49 AM »

wes

  • Competitors
  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 65400
  • What Dire Mishap Has Befallen Thee
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #204 on: April 06, 2017, 08:51:48 AM »


Ya` prick ya` !! 


PAGE 10

ooxxooxoxoooxxo

LurkerNoMore

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 31035
  • Dumb people think Trump is smart.
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #205 on: April 06, 2017, 08:59:02 AM »
If someone wants to be a habitual liar... that's fine.  But at least make the lies believable or entertaining.  This dude is no Ahalo.

The Ugly

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 21286
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #206 on: April 06, 2017, 09:35:05 AM »


Ya` prick ya` !!  

Lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes.

Simple Simon

  • Guest
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #207 on: April 06, 2017, 10:24:56 AM »
Lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes.

i once met 15 guys in the desert in Vegas, they all came tooled up with bats, I disarmed the first one with a wrist lock spin, you may have seen it used in such movies as "Hard to Kill" and "Out for justice", I taught Steven Seagal in the early 80s you know.

The rest I beat to death but I saved one to dig the holes, I then buried him along with the others


esfitness approved

NelsonMuntz

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5922
  • Getbigs Most Positive Member March&October 2017
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #208 on: April 06, 2017, 10:30:12 AM »
i once met 15 guys in the desert in Vegas, they all came tooled up with bats, I disarmed the first one with a wrist lock spin, you may have seen it used in such movies as "Hard to Kill" and "Out for justice", I taught Steven Seagal in the early 80s you know.

The rest I beat to death but I saved one to dig the holes, I then buried him along with the others


esfitness approved

"

NelsonMuntz

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5922
  • Getbigs Most Positive Member March&October 2017
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #209 on: April 06, 2017, 10:35:04 AM »
Be There shows up at ES's gym after the attempted hit

"

Twaddle

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 7312
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #210 on: April 06, 2017, 10:36:25 AM »
i once met 15 guys in the desert in Vegas, they all came tooled up with bats, I disarmed the first one with a wrist lock spin, you may have seen it used in such movies as "Hard to Kill" and "Out for justice", I taught Steven Seagal in the early 80s you know.

The rest I beat to death but I saved one to dig the holes, I then buried him along with the others


esfitness approved

Spot on!   :D

Kwon

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 49964
  • Team Hairy Chest Henda
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #211 on: April 06, 2017, 10:37:45 AM »
i once met 15 guys in the desert in Vegas, they all came tooled up with bats, I disarmed the first one with a wrist lock spin, you may have seen it used in such movies as "Hard to Kill" and "Out for justice", I taught Steven Seagal in the early 80s you know.

The rest I beat to death but I saved one to dig the holes, I then buried him along with the others


esfitness approved

And no fear-gene was triggered that day.
Q

The Ugly

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 21286
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #212 on: April 06, 2017, 10:38:37 AM »
i once met 15 guys in the desert in Vegas, they all came tooled up with bats, I disarmed the first one with a wrist lock spin, you may have seen it used in such movies as "Hard to Kill" and "Out for justice", I taught Steven Seagal in the early 80s you know.

The rest I beat to death but I saved one to dig the holes, I then buried him along with the others


esfitness approved

"I saw a 900-foot Jesus in Tulsa, Oklahoma."

The Ugly

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 21286
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #213 on: April 06, 2017, 11:21:21 AM »


Ya` prick ya` !!  


RIP, just heard.

Dave D

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 15941
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #214 on: April 06, 2017, 01:21:07 PM »
"I saw a 900-foot Jesus in Tulsa, Oklahoma."


That's a white guy dressed like Jesus troll.

The Ugly

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 21286
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #215 on: April 06, 2017, 01:29:54 PM »
That's a white guy dressed like Jesus troll.

Renaissance revisionism.

Zillotch

  • Getbig V
  • *****
  • Posts: 5588
  • the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever
Re: esfitness hires a hitman...
« Reply #216 on: April 06, 2017, 01:58:50 PM »
i once met 15 guys in the desert in Vegas, they all came tooled up with bats, I disarmed the first one with a wrist lock spin, you may have seen it used in such movies as "Hard to Kill" and "Out for justice", I taught Steven Seagal in the early 80s you know.

The rest I beat to death but I saved one to dig the holes, I then buried him along with the others


esfitness approved

"I saw a 900-foot Jesus in Tulsa, Oklahoma."

solid posts