Step 1: Hi, my name is phreak and I pork fatties.
This will lose me any respect on here that I ever had, if any, but I am the awesome-looking guy who fucks anything over a 4. Won't say I'm the source of all of our societal woes, but doing my best, volume-wise.
Fucked a fatty yesterday, bitch must have been 5'10 and at least 250. Her deep throating skills left a lot to be desired, but it's self-affirming when they look at you after you dumped your seed in them, and they have that dreamy, infatuated look in their eyes. "That was the best sex I've ever had!" Yeah, of course it was. Lose 100 Lbs and you could be getting this regularly.
Actually I quite enjoy the desperation afterwards, when they try to get into bed with me again. No Clarabelle, you get one shot and now you have to live with the knowledge that you'll never have great sex again.