Condoms, freaking stupid condoms

[Ronnie Rep]

Last time I used a condom it broke. She said don't worry about it. Next thing I know about 10 weeks later, get a call from one of her girlfriends, she was in the hospital getting an emergency D&C.

[Tapeworm]

Maybe if you can stay hard for long enough to put on a rubber you'll know it's true love.

[polychronopolous]

As the years of marriage begin to add up the couple finds themselves engaging in sexual acts that are more and more bizarre in an attempt to regain that initial spark.

[Tapeworm]

Good.  So they should.  Bit of sexual exploration never hurt anyone.

But I'm still not going to pee on my gf.

[AbrahamG]

Lots of uneducated tits in this thread.


Only fags and brews get the AIDS. The chance of contracting HIV from heterosexual vaginal sex is literally less than 1%. And that's when the female is pos.

Not a huge population of pos white females.

Almost pissed my pants reading this.  Well done.

[HTexan]

Last time I used a condom it broke. She said don't worry about it. Next thing I know about 10 weeks later, get a call from one of her girlfriends, she was in the hospital getting an emergency D&C.

Yup, a condom broke on me for the first about a year ago. I was worrying so fucking much My gf was pregnant, thank God she wasn't.

[AbrahamG]

Last time I used a condom it broke. She said don't worry about it. Next thing I know about 10 weeks later, get a call from one of her girlfriends, she was in the hospital getting an emergency D&C.

Bullshit.  You couldn't generate enough hip power to break a condom. 

[El Diablo Blanco]

It's been quite the week.  I'm not kidding about how just saying I want sex on PoF has opened the floodgates.  Had sex with 3 different chicks so far this week.  My balls are so fucking sore this morning.  I need a break.  I don't have the same recovery I did when I was 20.  I was fucking this 26 year old yesterday who was a total sex pot.  Bitch must watch lots of porn or is a pro, just pulls out my cock, spits all over it and goes to town.  Then rides me like no tomorrow. She even started to choke me when I was telling her I was ready to cum.  Bitch was rough and fantastic.  I'm so sore today.  haha.  Going to take a few days break from these whores.

[Ronnie Rep]

I have super sperm.I impregnated my first wife when we first started dating.  She had an IUD and had to get a D&C also. I got a vasectomy and impregnated my wife about 7 years ago. Another D&C.

[El Diablo Blanco]

I have super sperm.I impregnated my first wife when we first started dating.  She had an IUD and had to get a D&C also. I got a vasectomy and impregnated my wife about 7 years ago. Another D&C.

Fuck,a bunk vasectomy?  I know they made me go back twice after surgery to confirm the sperms were gone.  Did you pass those then eventually start producing again?

I might need to get retested to make sure I'm not spraying babies all over the place with these whores.

[FREAKgeek]

It's been quite the week.  I'm not kidding about how just saying I want sex on PoF has opened the floodgates.  Had sex with 3 different chicks so far this week.  My balls are so fucking sore this morning.  I need a break.  I don't have the same recovery I did when I was 20.  I was fucking this 26 year old yesterday who was a total sex pot.  Bitch must watch lots of porn or is a pro, just pulls out my cock, spits all over it and goes to town.  Then rides me like no tomorrow. She even started to choke me when I was telling her I was ready to cum.  Bitch was rough and fantastic.  I'm so sore today.  haha.  Going to take a few days break from these whores.

You have to be careful, brother. The odds are low, but when the shit hits the fan, it does.

[El Diablo Blanco]

You have to be careful, brother. The odds are low, but when the shit hits the fan, it does.

Yeah, true.  First time ever had a chick choke me and I've been with all sorts of whores around the world. 

[FREAKgeek]

Yeah, true.  First time ever had a chick choke me and I've been with all sorts of whores around the world.  

Just jerk off to keep the edge off.

[Ronnie Rep]

You have to be careful, brother. The odds are low, but when the shit hits the fan, it does.

Went back  once maybe twice to make sure there was no live sperm. This happened about 7 years after the vasectomy..

[El Diablo Blanco]

Went back  once maybe twice to make sure there was no live sperm. This happened about 7 years after the vasectomy..

did your tube reconnect?

[Ronnie Rep]

It must have.

[Taffin]

Yeah, true.  First time ever had a chick choke me and I've been with all sorts of whores around the world. 

Yeah, apparently it's quite rare, but for a small number of women, this kind of fantasy power-play remains a Basic Instinct....

ps - next time you invite her over, you might want to make sure your ice pick is well hidden 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Only fags and brews get AIDS

[Julio Ceasar]

no girls I meet nowadays care for condoms anymore...they just pop pills and fuck around...

Since im a gettbigger I do it raw! A man do it raw, there isn't any options. Life is short!

[HTexan]

no girls I meet nowadays care for condoms anymore...they just pop pills and fuck around...

Since im a gettbigger I do it raw! A man do it raw, there isn't any options. Life is short!

[AbrahamG]

no girls I meet nowadays care for condoms anymore...they just pop pills and fuck around...

Since im a gettbigger I do it raw! A man do it raw, there isn't any options. Life is short!

Fuck yeah.  Go raw or go home.  Condoms are for pussies and homosexuals.