Author Topic: UFC 214 This Saturday (Read 20188 times)

Kwon · « **Reply #75 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:09:05 PM »

Quote from: a_pupil on July 29, 2017, 08:05:47 PM

this girl getting in with cyborg looks like a soccer mom lmao

It won't end well.

One round max.

Shizzo · « **Reply #76 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:10:23 PM »

Quote from: a_pupil on July 29, 2017, 08:08:50 PM

they should make it mandatory that the winner has to bang the loser with a strap-on. they need a new gimmick now that the greatest female athlete of all time ronda rousey flopped

They just said it. They literally created this weight class for Cyborg. They are going to push her like Rousey.

Kwon · « **Reply #77 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:10:35 PM »

Quote from: The Wizard of Truth on July 29, 2017, 08:08:44 PM

Well her gameplan I'd imagine will be to avoid cyborgs striking for as long as possible. Contemplating not bothering watching that race baiter Woodleys fight. I'd be sick if I missed him being knocked out though. But against Maia that's not too likely. Maybe a vicious neck crank that leaks blood out of his ears like Maia v Rick Story, I'd like that

Hopefully Maia will humiliate him with yet another RNC-finish, making him crap himself.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #78 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:12:48 PM »

Quote from: THE PHOENIX on July 29, 2017, 08:08:18 PM

This chick looks like bigmc after a 6 month fast

Clearly Offseason

Shizzo · « **Reply #79 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:13:42 PM »

That refs beard reminds me of the barrels from the old Donkey Kong game.

Kwon · « **Reply #80 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:13:48 PM »

Quote from: The Wizard of Truth on July 29, 2017, 08:12:48 PM

Clearly Offseason

Big thing with evinger is that she's a triple threat.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #81 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:13:59 PM »

Quote from: a_pupil on July 29, 2017, 08:08:50 PM

they should make it mandatory that the winner has to bang the loser with a strap-on. they need a new gimmick now that the greatest female athlete of all time ronda rousey flopped

Already exists, Google ultimate surrender

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #82 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:15:42 PM »

Interesting who will interview cyborg after the fight. Rogan called her a man on his podcast a few times

Kwon · « **Reply #83 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:16:51 PM »

Wooohooo Evinger is in it to win it

Rudee · « **Reply #84 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:18:02 PM »

Ugh, the belly and love handles on the chic fighting Cyborg.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #85 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:21:52 PM »

Quote from: Rudee on July 29, 2017, 08:18:02 PM

Ugh, the belly and love handles on the chic fighting Cyborg.

Imagine how saggy her tits are out of that sports bra, two mandarin oranges in socks

Kwon · « **Reply #86 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:22:38 PM »

Evinger is a tough gal though!

Scrappy!

Shizzo · « **Reply #87 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:22:52 PM »

I'm not impressed with Cyborg's performance. She can't even take out a sacrificial lamb.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #88 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:24:48 PM »

Quote from: THE PHOENIX on July 29, 2017, 08:22:52 PM

I'm not impressed with Cyborg's performance. She can't even take out a sacrificial lamb.

She's not really that good, she's never beaten anyone with any skill or athleticism. My money is on cyborg decision as I stated on page one.

ESFitness · « **Reply #89 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:29:46 PM »

All these links are garbage

Kwon · « **Reply #90 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:29:46 PM »

Bring on Maia and Woodley!

Rudee · « **Reply #91 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:30:32 PM »

Not a very impressive win.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #92 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:32:47 PM »

Quote from: ESFitness on July 29, 2017, 08:29:46 PM

All these links are garbage

Some of us non-paupers aren't watching links

Quote from: Rudee on July 29, 2017, 08:30:32 PM

Not a very impressive win.

Nope, I guarantee I would've beaten up that fat lady far quicker

Shizzo · « **Reply #93 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:33:19 PM »

Who gives a shit. I'd say that after Rousey's demise, that women's MMA will lose money for the UFC.

Shizzo · « **Reply #94 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:37:14 PM »

That interview was painful to watch. She sounds like a Cyborg.

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #95 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:40:33 PM »

Now to prepare a small meal while Woodley fights. Other than rousey I've never wanted to see someone lose so badly. Well except maybe Travis Browne, and aldo

Quote from: THE PHOENIX on July 29, 2017, 08:37:14 PM

That interview was painful to watch. She sounds like a Cyborg.

I'm telling you man she's still juiced up. She will fight in Brazil in all her next ufc fights like she did all the rest of her ufc fights before tonight.

Shizzo · « **Reply #96 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:42:47 PM »

Woodley is going to win over Maia. The UFC wants exciting, knockout artists to headline events. Maia is great, but boring.

Kwon · « **Reply #97 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:44:28 PM »

Maia will finish Woodley, Backpack-style as usual!

Kwon · « **Reply #98 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:51:01 PM »

Woodleys moms grey hair... was it a wig?

The Wizard of Truth · « **Reply #99 on:** July 29, 2017, 08:51:45 PM »

Quote from: THE PHOENIX on July 29, 2017, 08:42:47 PM

Woodley is going to win over Maia. The UFC wants exciting, knockout artists to headline events. Maia is great, but boring.

Woodley is a bitter free race baiter with no fans. Serious right hand on that nigggerr though