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doggler

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2017, 12:18:11 PM »
Everyone knows the trick to this is standing outside hospitals, and other buildings where there's a lot of waiting, but no smoking inside.  Lot of good half used smokes tossed away. You can also augment this by checking the vending machines and payphones for forgotten change.

Ever tried getting a real job ?

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2017, 12:24:08 PM »
Ever tried getting a real job ?

I live off the fat of the land my friend.

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2017, 12:31:24 PM »
This doesn't sound too healthy.

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2017, 12:33:27 PM »
I live off the fat of the land my friend.

So why are you checking the vending machines and payphones for forgotten change ?

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2017, 12:42:07 PM »
So why are you checking the vending machines and payphones for forgotten change ?

Now you're poor shaming :(.

4th wall being torn down for a sec. I grew up a block from a major hospital. The cigarette and payphone thing where hustles crackheads used to do there in the 80's - 90's.

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2017, 12:46:16 PM »
I hope you know thats at least $10 a week on chicken....

$10.00 a week for meat does not seem like much to spend.

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2017, 12:50:38 PM »
$10.00 a week for meat does not seem like much to spend.

I was being sarcastic... ;)

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #32 on: October 19, 2017, 01:01:31 PM »
I dont eat much meat. Maybe half a pound per week. Why? No reason. Sue me you fat yanks! Why do you eat all that meat? Its useless to eat that much.

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #33 on: October 19, 2017, 01:41:34 PM »
...then pop out and go and pick up some cigarette stumps and get all the tobacco out of them to make your own roll ups...

Any suggestions on how to make tampons? Gf buys them and I would like to reduce expenses as much as possible.

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #34 on: October 19, 2017, 02:05:36 PM »
Any suggestions on how to make tampons? Gf buys them and I would like to reduce expenses as much as possible.


use the filters from the cigarettes....

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #35 on: October 19, 2017, 02:17:35 PM »
Any suggestions on how to make tampons? Gf buys them and I would like to reduce expenses as much as possible.


Sponge on an old shoelace. Make sure to wash the shoelace, we're not savages.

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #36 on: October 19, 2017, 02:19:18 PM »
Sponge on an old shoelace. Make sure to wash the shoelace, we're not savages.

He wants Tampons not Sanitary towels.

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #37 on: October 19, 2017, 02:52:20 PM »

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #38 on: October 19, 2017, 02:59:20 PM »
Any suggestions on how to make tampons? Gf buys them and I would like to reduce expenses as much as possible.


In times long ago, the term used to describe menstruation was "on the rag".

https://www.bustle.com/articles/190734-the-fascinating-origin-of-on-the-rag-will-make-you-seriously-grateful-for-tampons

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #39 on: October 19, 2017, 05:11:40 PM »
I read this story and immediately called my friends up and shared it with them. Thanks!

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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #40 on: October 20, 2017, 12:49:27 AM »
I went to Costco for a chicken last night, they had sold out.

they told me a load of creepy looking guys had been in all day buying them up.




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Re: can't stop eating a costco 5 dollar chicken
« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2017, 01:01:03 AM »
I went to Costco for a chicken last night, they had sold out.

they told me a load of creepy looking guys had been in all day buying them up.





Bro you are spening to much time on getbig. Is it a school holiday in the UK?