Is it because you're afraid of finding out how unremarkable you are?
You spend hours every day "bodybuilding" but you can't compete because "the judging is subjective".
How convenient.
You say we judge you unfairly because we are "overcome with emotions, like women" and can't be "objective". Yet you do everything you can to stir up people's emotions.
How convenient.
You are "a gifted athlete", but you can't focus on boxing training because you want to bodybuild. Which means you can't compete.
How convenient.
You are very charming and smart, but you throw relationships away on a whim because you're a "narcissist". So no one ever gets to stay with Douglas long enough to judge his real character.
How convenient.
Are we sensing a pattern? You reject all criticism because "it's not objective" yet you provoke people incessantly, which makes them less "objective". Then you pursue only the most "subjective" goals imaginable...
Rejecting all criticism while insisting on your own greatness? This isn't the sign of a rare disorder ("narcissism"), it's cowardice. And it's not unusual at all. In fact, it's totally normal.