we were once playing truant from school and one kid wanted a dump, we told him he couldn't leave the dilapidated garage we were hiding in in case he got spotted, he went in the corner for a dump, he squatted down and managed to shit in his trousers that were around his ankles, when he pulled them up he smeared it all over the back of his legs and ass, after a few kicks up the arse from us to really work it in he ran out of the shed and went home, we all got caught... 
Haha he mustn’t even have bothered to look where he’s shitting haha, We did the same thing skived school all day in a dirty shitty old shed or garage and days seemed like an eternity you think back now and think why the fuck didn’t we just go into school haha
