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AbrahamG

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Re: Girls with penises dominate high school games
« Reply #51 on: March 06, 2019, 08:38:18 PM »
Bullshit.  Not if they've got a great set of tits.  Slap a cock on Serena Williams and I'm still gonna fuck that ass.

A song just for your kind, puddin'. 

I am tranny, hear me squeal
About my sex appeal
And I paid too much for these tits not to show them
Cause I've heard it all before   
And I've been down there on the floor
With my dick French-Tucked between my legs, amen!     

Chorus:
Oh yes, I tell lies
About my facial hair
Yes, I've shaved it twice
Next time I'll try some Nair
If I have to, I can shave thrice a day
I have a dong.
I am re-dick-ulous (re-dick-ulous!)
I am tranny   
You can tie me up and spank me
Cause you know that I will thank thee
And I'll do so in a Quaker's dress on Sunday
And I'll jelgue to make me longer
Then pop pills to stay hard stronger
'Cause you pumped the deepest regions of my butt hole     

Chorus:
I am tranny watch it grow
As I wrestle some old schmoe
And then spread my flabby buttocks 'cross some man
But I'm still a drag queen 'mo
Nothin' more than an old 'ho
And my fluid gender you must understand
Oh yes, I tell lies
And my pumps they cause me pain   
Yes, you'll pay the price
If you want to pull that train
If I have to I can shave thrice a day.
I have a dong
I am re-dick-ulous (re-dick-ulous!)
I am tranny       
Oh, I am tranny
I am re-dick-ulous
I have a dong
I am tranny
I am gender fluid
I have a dong
I am tranny


You need to just accept that you're in over your head in the shallow end of the gene pool, kiddo. 

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Re: Girls with penises dominate high school games
« Reply #52 on: March 06, 2019, 09:25:08 PM »
^grandpa mixing meds and booze again^

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Re: Girls with penises dominate high school games
« Reply #53 on: March 07, 2019, 12:39:55 AM »

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Re: Girls with penises dominate high school games
« Reply #54 on: March 07, 2019, 07:20:53 AM »
^grandpa mixing meds and booze again^

Took about 5 minutes to write.  Not type.  Write.  Next time, think before you type.  You're the one saying you would do a tranny.  At least your quote as I posted it reads that way.  I know you have a sense of humor.   ;D

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Re: Girls with penises dominate high school games
« Reply #55 on: March 07, 2019, 07:31:17 AM »
If you can handle social media, check out @zubymusic on twitter.

He said he identified as a female for 5 minutes, broke the EU women's deadlift record, and is now back to male and holds the title.

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I keep hearing about how biological men don't have any physical strength advantage over women in 2019...

So watch me DESTROY the British Women's deadlift record without trying.

P.S. I identified as a woman whilst lifting the weight. Don't be a bigot.


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Let's be real.

The men who the media would like to decry as 'toxically masculine' are the same men that will fight to save your sorry asses if stuff ever hits the fan.

It's certainly not going to be the soy sipping, 'feminist ally' bros with dad bods, uptalk and low T.
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Re: Girls with penises dominate high school games
« Reply #56 on: March 07, 2019, 10:38:56 AM »
Took about 5 minutes to write.  Not type.  Write.  Next time, think before you type.  You're the one saying you would do a tranny.  At least your quote as I posted it reads that way.  I know you have a sense of humor.   ;D

You thought up a full song about trannies, put in the effort to make the rhyming lyrics fit the meter of the song, and bothered to type it out on an internet forum for all to see.

What, exactly, was the point you were trying to make?  That you can't stop thinking about the transgendered??

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Re: Girls with penises dominate high school games
« Reply #57 on: March 07, 2019, 11:11:32 AM »
Ridiculous

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Re: Girls with penises dominate high school games
« Reply #58 on: March 07, 2019, 12:57:14 PM »
You thought up a full song about trannies, put in the effort to make the rhyming lyrics fit the meter of the song, and bothered to type it out on an internet forum for all to see.

What, exactly, was the point you were trying to make?  That you can't stop thinking about the transgendered??

The point was to make fun of trannies and give AbeG something to sing when he was boo-fooing some trannie with a butt and penis (as he said in a thread) to make the time pass more enjoyably for him and his date.  I would think that was obvious to most any sentient being.  ;D

It was a somewhat poor parody of the song "I Am Woman" made famous by Helen Reddy.   And it was no bother at all. 

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Re: Girls with penises dominate high school games
« Reply #59 on: March 08, 2019, 04:46:04 AM »
it's unfortunate but their mothers and grandmothers are trying to destroy men with #metoo and #TheLieMovement, so their generation can pay the price during the Tranny Invasion.  They are going to die when Universities are forced by the Supreme Court to award trannies female scholarships.



Ops I stand corrected.  This is actually a girl taking test and steroids, transitioning to a boy.  My apologies! Juice is the advantage, not XY.

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Re: Girls with penises dominate high school games
« Reply #60 on: March 08, 2019, 07:46:01 AM »
You thought up a full song about trannies, put in the effort to make the rhyming lyrics fit the meter of the song, and bothered to type it out on an internet forum for all to see.

What, exactly, was the point you were trying to make?  That you can't stop thinking about the transgendered??

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Re: Girls with penises dominate high school games
« Reply #61 on: March 08, 2019, 05:41:39 PM »


Liam Neeson upped his estrogen dosage.

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Re: Girls with penises dominate high school games
« Reply #62 on: March 08, 2019, 07:40:35 PM »
Liam Neeson upped his estrogen dosage.

He has a very particular set of skills.  Shooting, rebounding and blocking shots.

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Re: Girls with penises dominate high school games
« Reply #63 on: March 08, 2019, 08:02:55 PM »