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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2018, 05:14:00 PM »
Even in his prime, Tyson would be in a clinch for a great part of nearly every fight...A clinch with someone very skilled in BJJ and Tyson simply would be helpless...This doesn't make them more bad ass or anything.....just a skill set Mike didn't have.  One clinch with a Gracie or someone like that and they just would have the skill to choke him out quite easily..could break an arm while at it....Mike was not an all around combat fighter..he was a boxer...different sport

Like saying Usain Bolt would smoke everyone in the Marathon...just a different skill set...he's still the fastest man but would get smoked in any amount of distance...Tysons still the baddest but would not have the ability or knowledge to fight a master in mma grappling, submission holds,etc.

Again, a real fight is very different from one controlled as sport.

Tyson would likely unleash a volley of shots at the start of a dust-up and ... that would be that.

And if the opponent was still standing, he wouldn’t be able to consider any effective retaliation before Mike would further tenderize buddy’s body and face.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2018, 05:29:42 PM »
I tysons prime I'm not sure many would have the balls to throw a kick at him

Why not?

If you're going to fight, then fight.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2018, 05:36:29 PM »
I even think Mayweather could beat McStinker in an MMA fight.


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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2018, 05:38:19 PM »

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #29 on: June 12, 2018, 05:47:28 PM »
The guy he's fighting can't have speed as well?

He couldn't even stop Buster Douglas' jab.

Not exactly a world class jab either. ::)

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #30 on: June 12, 2018, 05:52:27 PM »
Being on the floor in a street fight vulnerable to getting your head stomped isn't a good idea. JJ is great as a sport, on the street its Muai Thai

In the streets it’s a gun

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #31 on: June 12, 2018, 06:27:00 PM »
Tyson broke his hand once in a streetfight.


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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2018, 07:01:56 PM »
Yeah, against Mitch "Blood" Green. :P

By the way, Green took him the distance in the ring.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #33 on: June 12, 2018, 07:03:18 PM »


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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #34 on: June 12, 2018, 07:05:07 PM »
One of the funniest videos ever.



"Mike Tyson is a homo." - Mitch "Blood" Green.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #35 on: June 12, 2018, 07:41:42 PM »
randy couture beat james toney

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #36 on: June 12, 2018, 08:27:57 PM »
once saw guys punch at each other and fall down punched some more.  not much art to the martial event.  true story bruh

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #37 on: June 12, 2018, 08:58:42 PM »
randy couture beat james toney



Ray Mercer flatlined 5x UFC champ Tim Sylvia

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #38 on: June 12, 2018, 10:21:21 PM »
A bunch of stinkers rolling around grabbing various man parts in hopes of "domination".

Mike Tyson in his prime would destroy every single Jiu Jitsu moron.

So why don't you go to the local Jiu Jitsu club and make a video to show how you kick their ass in real fight ?

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« Reply #39 on: June 12, 2018, 10:25:59 PM »
Everyone knows it's a bait thread but they still get sucked in  ;D

I remember Riddick Bowe (I believe) making an attempt to fight in muay thai.  It was brutal, his knee got kicked over and over.  Painful to watch.  Boxers really have no answer for leg kicks.  IMO, muay thai reigns supreme

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #40 on: June 13, 2018, 06:04:05 AM »
Yes likely true.
Only 99% of fights start when upright
Then best to finish it while still upright.
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Agree...100%!!!!

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #41 on: June 13, 2018, 08:27:20 AM »
Even some of the Gracies got their asses kicked in their early challenge matches they use to have. There is a video of them going to a Judo dojo and getting thrown around by the judokas there because they didn't know the throwing techniques.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #42 on: June 13, 2018, 08:46:29 AM »
Is it true that jiu jitsers don't bath some weeks before the fight, to use the smell as a chemical weapon?

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #43 on: June 13, 2018, 12:56:24 PM »
One of the funniest videos ever.



"Mike Tyson is a homo." - Mitch "Blood" Green.

Raping another man is gangsta ;D
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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #44 on: June 13, 2018, 03:51:14 PM »
Ray Mercer flatlined 5x UFC champ Tim Sylvia
sylvia was a standup fighter, no wrestling or jiu jitsu

also he only won the belt twice as far as i know

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #45 on: June 13, 2018, 06:57:32 PM »
Jocko Willink.

Also, what is TA's home address?

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #46 on: June 13, 2018, 07:01:00 PM »
I even think Mayweather could beat McStinker in an MMA fight.



No.  Just no.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #47 on: June 13, 2018, 07:29:55 PM »
Jocko Willink.

Also, what is TA's home address?
I like Jocko.  He hates Nazis and people who support them.  Plus he loves what Israel is doing to the Scum in Gaza.  Good man and American Patriot.

Unlike you.  You would be laughed at by any service member of any merit in the US.  Totally unwelcome.


Hope this helps sugarbear.

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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #48 on: June 13, 2018, 08:02:53 PM »
I like Jocko.  He hates Nazis and people who support them.  Plus he loves what Israel is doing to the Scum in Gaza.  Good man and American Patriot.

Unlike you.  You would be laughed at by any service member of any merit in the US.  Totally unwelcome.


Hope this helps sugarbear.

Home address?





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Re: Jiu Jitsu is a joke.
« Reply #49 on: June 13, 2018, 11:53:23 PM »
Yeah, against Mitch "Blood" Green. :P

By the way, Green took him the distance in the ring.