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hardgainerj

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this shows up to your door step
« on: August 29, 2018, 07:30:19 AM »
what do you do?

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Parker

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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2018, 07:36:30 AM »
Quote from: hardgainerj on August 29, 2018, 07:30:19 AM
what do you do?


Tell her that her video shoot is down the street, and that the black van that is sitting outside is not fooling anyone.
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2018, 08:42:01 AM »
Lift the skirt, check for cock.  If no cock tell her I'm a getbigger and to get the hell out of here.  If cock present, start fucking but insist that the balls don't touch because that would be gay.  When I'm cumming just keep saying 'no homo'.
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2018, 09:02:43 AM »
Compliment her weave  ???
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2018, 09:02:51 AM »
Ask if she's eaten recently.  I have never gagged a black woman.  I'm kind of into gagging these days.  When their makeup runs it's like gagging a sad clown, but I have never gagged a sad black clown.
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2018, 09:06:00 AM »
Give her Pellius’ number.
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2018, 09:13:06 AM »
A couple days ago, a Texas homeowner got a 3:00 am knock on the door, which they didn't answer. The next morning, after reviewing front door security cam footage, a shackled mystery woman is seen.

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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2018, 09:32:26 AM »
Quote from: hardgainerj on August 29, 2018, 07:30:19 AM
what do you do?



Slam the door, slap a black collar with a heart lock on my wife and proceed to have insane sex...for about :30 :-\
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2018, 09:41:04 AM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on August 29, 2018, 09:32:26 AM
Slam the door, slap a black collar with a heart lock on my wife and proceed to have insane sex...for about :30 :-\

Brutal honesty there, Coach. Gotta give it to you.
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2018, 09:42:46 AM »
Quote from: hardgainerj on August 29, 2018, 07:30:19 AM
what do you do?



Shut the door, not into the darkies. Not a racial thing, just ain't.
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2018, 09:51:18 AM »
Brutalize her like the guy who made that video did...
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2018, 09:58:47 AM »
Quote from: Sokolsky on August 29, 2018, 09:42:46 AM
Shut the door, not into the darkies. Not a racial thing, just ain't.


Not a racial thing, just a genitalia thing. Only a homosex would turn down that chick.
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2018, 10:12:43 AM »
Offer her watermelon, fried chicken and my throbbing Viking warhammer.

Proceed to pound the chocolate whore into oblivion.

Then tell her to scram.
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Parker

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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2018, 10:17:38 AM »
Quote from: Sokolsky on August 29, 2018, 09:42:46 AM
Shut the door, not into the darkies. Not a racial thing, just ain't.

Yall the types that would do the opposite. Especially one that does porn.
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2018, 11:08:02 AM »
c'mon man this is easy. if it's of age....whitch it is.....then you wreck her asshole raw no condom no pulling out.
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2018, 01:20:58 PM »
Point Glock at her through the peephole on my front door.  Tell her to leave immediately and never come back or else I'll Zim-Zam her.
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2018, 01:31:33 PM »
I'd do the Christian thing of course
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2018, 01:36:04 PM »
the flesh may be stronger than the mind in this particular case  :-\

(boob guy)
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #18 on: August 29, 2018, 01:36:26 PM »
Close the door and say get lost.Dont care for black women and honestly don’t care much for sex either.
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #19 on: August 29, 2018, 02:46:42 PM »
These Jehovahs Witnesses stop by often.

I just say "No thanks".
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #20 on: August 29, 2018, 02:49:31 PM »
no thanks...

but  :P

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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #21 on: August 29, 2018, 08:05:11 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on August 29, 2018, 09:02:51 AM
Ask if she's eaten recently.  I have never gagged a black woman.  I'm kind of into gagging these days.  When their makeup runs it's like gagging a sad clown, but I have never gagged a sad black clown.

Have you been browsing the Ghetto Gagger videos?

Awesome stuff.
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #22 on: August 29, 2018, 09:32:20 PM »
Quote from: Megalodon on August 29, 2018, 09:13:06 AM
A couple days ago, a Texas homeowner got a 3:00 am knock on the door, which they didn't answer. The next morning, after reviewing front door security cam footage, a shackled mystery woman is seen.


Saw this on the news. Did they ever figure out where she came from or who she was?
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2018, 02:53:59 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on August 29, 2018, 09:06:00 AM
Give her Pellius’ number.

Certainly looks too young for any right thinking man.
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Re: this shows up to your door step
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2018, 03:03:35 AM »
Quote from: TonyAlva on August 29, 2018, 01:31:33 PM
I'd do the Christian thing of course

 Cure her leprosy? Doesn't look like she has it.
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