Author Topic: My little boy turned 12 today.. (Read 2218 times)

Darren Avey · « **on:** October 17, 2018, 09:41:18 AM »

Can't believe it s 12 years since I went to the local hardware shop to get my partner in crime for football matches.
The amount of blood guts and gore this fellas gone through is scary. Got him all clean and ready to smash up Reading fans flesh this Saturday!
Up the Millwall!

Brian Poulos · « **Reply #1 on:** October 17, 2018, 10:09:49 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on October 17, 2018, 09:41:18 AM

Can't believe it s 12 years since I went to the local hardware shop to get my partner in crime for football matches.
The amount of blood guts and gore this fellas gone through is scary. Got him all clean and ready to smash up Reading fans flesh this Saturday!
Up the Millwall!

Maybe post that on the UK Board? Really.

TonyAlva · « **Reply #2 on:** October 17, 2018, 10:15:21 AM »

Dave D · « **Reply #3 on:** October 17, 2018, 10:19:05 AM »

Are you sure you're the father?

Your 12 year old looks like he out weighs you by 30 pounds and is 3 inches taller as well.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #4 on:** October 17, 2018, 10:33:32 AM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on October 17, 2018, 09:41:18 AM

Can't believe it s 12 years since I went to the local hardware shop to get my partner in crime for football matches.
The amount of blood guts and gore this fellas gone through is scary. Got him all clean and ready to smash up Reading fans flesh this Saturday!
Up the Millwall!

Are you sure that's not Marty Champions kid? DNA results show that it's only 1/2024 your kid

Darren Avey · « **Reply #5 on:** October 17, 2018, 10:35:59 AM »

Quote from: Dave D on October 17, 2018, 10:19:05 AM

Are you sure you're the father?

Your 12 year old looks like he out weighs you by 30 pounds and is 3 inches taller as well.

He takes after other family! Hes a bad boy!

SF1900 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 17, 2018, 11:51:37 AM »

WELCOME TO DA TOP OF DA FOOD CHAIN!!!

ilalin · « **Reply #7 on:** October 17, 2018, 12:25:42 PM »

buy him a gun

Primemuscle · « **Reply #8 on:** October 17, 2018, 12:35:31 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on October 17, 2018, 10:33:32 AM

Are you sure that's not Marty Champions kid? DNA results show that it's only 1/2024 your kid

Good one!

_bruce_ · « **Reply #9 on:** October 17, 2018, 01:29:35 PM »

Even the Hell's Angels lower their voice when Darren & Son brutalize the streets.

IRON CROSS · « **Reply #10 on:** October 17, 2018, 01:43:47 PM »

WHY Millwall supporters don't go after muslims !?.

Ted SuperSet · « **Reply #11 on:** October 17, 2018, 02:20:19 PM »

OP are you a psycho or something?
On blow with this hammer can kill a person.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #12 on:** October 17, 2018, 02:28:28 PM »

Quote from: Ted SuperSet on October 17, 2018, 02:20:19 PM

OP are you a psycho or something?
On blow with this hammer can kill a person.

Darren is a tiny fella, and he is too busy with nectar rewards to hit anyone with a hammer.

illuminati · « **Reply #13 on:** October 17, 2018, 02:52:21 PM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on October 17, 2018, 02:28:28 PM

Darren is a tiny fella, and he is too busy with nectar rewards to hit anyone with a hammer.

He’d like to hit someone with that hammer 🔨 if only he Could Lift The Damn Thing

Darren Avey · « **Reply #14 on:** October 17, 2018, 03:16:30 PM »

Quote from: IRON CROSS on October 17, 2018, 01:43:47 PM

WHY Millwall supporters don't go after muslims !?.

Who says they don't (eyes shuffle side to side with evil grin)

OlympiaGym · « **Reply #15 on:** October 17, 2018, 04:54:25 PM »

This is why we had to rescue you from the Germans in WW I and II. Americans bring the proper tools for the job. In this case, an AR-15 would be a lot more effective than a tack hammer.

a_pupil · « **Reply #16 on:** October 17, 2018, 04:59:11 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on October 17, 2018, 03:16:30 PM

Who says they don't (eyes shuffle side to side with evil grin)

darren avey: modern day knights templar

(except when he's getting turned away at the rollercoaster queues)

IRON CROSS · « **Reply #17 on:** October 17, 2018, 04:59:18 PM »

Quote from: Darren Avey on October 17, 2018, 03:16:30 PM

Who says they don't (eyes shuffle side to side with evil grin)

BS, PAKI immigration is not stopping.

robcguns · « **Reply #18 on:** October 17, 2018, 05:15:40 PM »

Quote from: Brian Poulos on October 17, 2018, 10:09:49 AM

Maybe post that on the UK Board? Really.

While a retarded like marty champions post,still much better than your fruity posts.

JustPlaneJane · « **Reply #19 on:** October 17, 2018, 07:15:24 PM »

Quote from: robcguns on October 17, 2018, 05:15:40 PM

While a retarded like marty champions post,still much better than your fruity posts.

If Marty and Darren entered the cage, who would be the one man who would walk out?