Strawman......

[SF1900]

XFactor and VP are both iron warrior, battling it out for internet stardom!

Which gladiator will prevail?!?

[visualizeperfection]

XFactor and VP are both iron warrior, battling it out for internet stardom!

Which gladiator will prevail?!?

I stand zero chance.


Millionaire bodybuilders like xfactory are the zenith.

[pellius]

I stand zero chance.


Millionaire bodybuilders like xfactory are the zenith.

If you can wear your pants as low as he can along with a cap turned backward as you approach 50 years old then don't count yourself out. Douche baggery works if you're a millionaire.

[SF1900]

I stand zero chance.


Millionaire bodybuilders like xfactory are the zenith.

I’m hoping he hires me.

[XFACTOR]

If you can wear your pants as low as he can along with a cap turned backward as you approach 50 years old then don't count yourself out. Douche baggery works if you're a millionaire.

Dude you’re a man over 40 that was a Santa elf for some loser drug dealer on a chat forum. You’re so many levels beneath me all I can do is laugh at you. If you respected me I’d consider myself a failure.

[SF1900]

Dude you’re a man over 40 that was a Santa elf for some loser drug dealer on a chat forum. You’re so many levels beneath me all I can do is laugh at you. If you respected me I’d consider myself a failure.

Xfactor, serious question:

Do you think you’re better than people?

[visualizeperfection]

Xfactor, serious question:

Do you think you’re better than people?

Of course he’s better than most other people, you ignorant fuck!

My man XFactor has so much money he bought a multi-million dollar apartment in the heart of the frozen wasteland of Toronto! In the prestigious Corner Bakery district.

Being rich in a cool city with a livable climate is sooooo 2015!

All I see is a buttfucking heading your way so brutal that even his wife couldn’t properly abort you!

[AbrahamG]

Of course he’s better than most other people, you ignorant fuck!

My man XFactor has so much money he bought a multi-million dollar apartment in the heart of the frozen wasteland of Toronto! In the prestigious Corner Bakery district.

Being rich in a cool city with a livable climate is sooooo 2015!

All I see is a buttfucking heading your way so brutal that even his wife couldn’t properly abort you!

@Visualizeperfection - Are you living vicariously through XFactor?

[SF1900]

Of course he’s better than most other people, you ignorant fuck!

My man XFactor has so much money he bought a multi-million dollar apartment in the heart of the frozen wasteland of Toronto! In the prestigious Corner Bakery district.

Being rich in a cool city with a livable climate is sooooo 2015!

All I see is a buttfucking heading your way so brutal that even his wife couldn’t properly abort you!

I’m going to ask Xfactor if I could move in with him and his wife 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[visualizeperfection]

@Visualizeperfection - Are you living vicariously through XFactor?

Not nearly as much as I would love for him to live in me.

[AbrahamG]

Not nearly as much as I would love for him to live in me.

That's beautiful.

[2ND COMING]

In other news, Auto Zone is going quite well!

Getting promoted!!

Get in the zone. Auto Zone.

[pellius]

Dude you’re a man over 40 that was a Santa elf for some loser drug dealer on a chat forum. You’re so many levels beneath me all I can do is laugh at you. If you respected me I’d consider myself a failure.

Actually, I'm over fifty, closing in fast on 60. And I was a Jedi not an elf. I really worked hard and put in the extra hours to get that title so I get a little bit sensitive been grouped in with the mere elves.

And, of course, I am beneath you. Look at your car, your abs, that backward cap, the condo --- and even at your age, you're cool enough to call me dude. What more can a man aspire to?

I respect that.

[pellius]

Not nearly as much as I would love for him to live in me.

Dare to dream, my friend. Dare to dream.

[AbrahamG]

Actually, I'm over fifty, closing in fast on 60. And I was a Jedi not an elf. I really worked hard and put in the extra hours to get that title so I get a little bit sensitive been grouped in with the mere elves.

And, of course, I am beneath you. Look at your car, your abs, that backward cap, the condo --- and even at your age, you're cool enough to call me dude. What more can a man aspire to?

I respect that.

You took your getbig raping like a man.  Respect.

[pellius]

You took your getbig raping like a man.  Respect.

It's been almost 8 years but I'm determined to get over the bow-legged limp.