Mike O’Hearn Introduces The World To His Newborn Son, Titan

[ratherbebig]

doesnt take a lot to make you glad.

[Mothballs]

TINY-TITan

[Rascal full]

Bro your first mistake was responding to the Johnny Falcon gimmick account. That account posts nonsense every time.

Second dont discredit yourself when you ask who cares what you think,  who are you,  etc... you have 97 posts on a forum that is slowly dying. You know who posters are here. You didn't lurk and register your account becuase you found this site out of the blue.

Thirdly your questions can be flipped back on you. Who are you,  who cares what you think,  blah, blah, blah.

Finally many are tired of the racist posts and comments and that's why we have long time posters and fewer members than ever. Dont use those posters to justify yourself.

You're gay, congratulations. No one cares.

Wait, you saying I am a Falcon gimmick? Not sure whether that was aimed at me or another.

[Dave D]

Wait, you saying I am a Falcon gimmick? Not sure whether that was aimed at me or another.

Not you,  I meant the Marty champion post that said what if hes gay.

doesnt take a lot to make you glad.

I meant the acronym  G.L.A.D. was being represented on getbig.

I'm incapable of happiness or joy.

[Notomorrow]

So funny the ego of celebrities. O'Hearn really thinks this character was a signifucant part of television history and generations remember. Ths kids at school will all think its a really cool name and have NO IDEA who Mike O'Hearn is.

Like Ferigno and the ENDLESS hulk references, not realizing people know the Marvel character, not you.

But, just teasing in fun. Pray God blesses any newborn with good health and sound mind.

[Primemuscle]

Cool. Becoming a father can be the best thing to happen in many people's lives.

[Dave D]

So funny the ego of celebrities. O'Hearn really thinks this character was a signifucant part of television history and generations remember. Ths kids at school will all think its a really cool name and have NO IDEA who Mike O'Hearn is.

Like Ferigno and the ENDLESS hulk references, not realizing people know the Marvel character, not you.

But, just teasing in fun. Pray God blesses any newborn with good health and sound mind.

Its interesting the baby wasnt named after Mike, but rather after the character he played.

I think we know who Mike believes who he really is, a dude playing a dude who's another dude.

[Pet shop boys]

give the kid a normal name...

titan... natan... satan

O'Hearn thinks of himself like a celebrity so he  probably got the name's  idea from the Kardashians or beyonce .


WoooSHHHHHHHHHHHHH   Stay Vintage

[Taffin]

To be brutally honest, when I read this earlier, I swear on the Holy Thong that the first thing that came to mind was not the kids name*, but something along the lines of:

"D4mn!  So it is possible to juice for years and not be firing blanks when the time comes... Excellent PCT there from Big Mike  "


(*Apparently the first name was a toss up between 'Titan' and 'Primo'...) 

[BBSSchlemiel]

To be brutally honest, when I read this earlier, I swear on the Holy Thong that the first thing that came to mind was not the kids name*, but something along the lines of:

"D4mn!  So it is possible to juice for years and not be firing blanks when the time comes... Excellent PCT there from Big Mike  "


(*Apparently the first name was a toss up between 'Titan' and 'Primo'...) 

If you use HCG while juicing, of course it's possible. I know several men who've done that.

You should see the two of these goofballs doing a video on their decision to have a kid sometime back. It seems like two overgrown babies themselves, both in their forties and speaking of how they have to use modern technology and have their "booming careers" to have kids. Meanwhile my grandma had a kid with no career at age 18.

[tommywishbone]

Does this mean we're finally going to see this guy take a break from being "on" all the time and act serious for once in his life, as in talk with a straight face?

Highly unlikely. 

[Bevo]

Does this mean we're finally going to see this guy take a break from being "on" all the time and act serious for once in his life, as in talk with a straight face?

He named his son “titan” that’s all you need to know

[myt1]

Does this mean we're finally going to see this guy take a break from being "on" all the time and act serious for once in his life, as in talk with a straight face?

A couple more surgeries and that's the only way he'll be able to talk.

[Primemuscle]

He named his son “titan” that’s all you need to know

That's quite a name for the kid to have to live up too. If he doesn't end up on top of the world, his name will be a joke.

[robcguns]

Kids gonna be jacked and handsome,good start in life.

[Bevo]

Kids gonna be jacked and handsome,good start in life.

And most likely insecure and suffer from depression with nut parents like them

[Primemuscle]

Imagine little Titan being asked about his name in the future:

At Preschool:

"Titan? That's a weird name."
"It's my dad's old stage name from when he was on American Gladiators. Wanna see his picture?"

At High School:

"Titan? That's a strange name."
"It's my dad's old stage name from when he was on American Gladiators. Wanna see his picture?"

Relatedly, Prometheus was also a Titan (his name means foresight – to look ahead); his brother was Epimetheus, also a Titan (his name means hindsight – to look back).
Does naming your boy Titan lack any or both of these Titanic modes of vision?

In contrast:

Eldrick Woods is a really famous and really rich golfer.
He is better known by his nickname, 'Tiger.'
"Tiger" Woods has a son.
He didn't name his son Eldrick or 'Tiger,' he named him Charlie.

My suffix is III and my son's is IV. His son is the first with his name. Family traditions die hard.

[Kahn.N.Singh]

My suffix is III and my son's is IV. His son is the first with his name. Family traditions die hard.

Tell me about it.

I am Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, King of the Andals and the First Men, and Protector of the Realm, though I am the Fifth of my name.

[The Scott]

Tell me about it.

I am Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, King of the Andals and the First Men, and Protector of the Realm, though I am the Fifth of my name.

Excellente'!
 

And I?  I am The Scott.  There may be others with that name but that is not their name.  It is mine alone.  Hence the "The"...

'n' sheit. 

[Kahn.N.Singh]

Excellente'!
 

And I?  I am The Scott.  There may be others with that name but that is not their name.  It is mine alone.  Hence the "The"...

'n' sheit. 

You, sir, are the "definite description."

[The Scott]

You, sir, are the "definite description."

You my friend, remind me somewhat of another friend of mine, John.  Or as he was known here, "Reeves".  You write very well and I enjoy every post of yours that I have the opportunity to read.  Thanks, brother!