Jokes that wouldn't fly today

[robcguns]

HAHAHAHAH wow haven’t seen that movie in a long time,That from black sheep?

[Thin Lizzy]

Does stand up comedy even exist anymore?  Seems like Political Correctness has made the profession obsolete.

I could see snowflakes getting butthurt about this one:


“If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?”

John Cleese

[AbrahamG]

Abraham, I disagree. The majority of us conservatives are not racist. I propose that there are more closet racist liberals and Democrats than Republicans. Take an hour and listen to David Webb sometime. Dude is smart, logical, and his points are spot on. He is also very black. There are a segment of the alt right that are complete morons and the equivalent on our side as AOC / Omar / Sanders are on the left. However, most conservatives just believe in hard work, less government interference, lower taxes, less social services for able bodied individuals, and self determination. I don't want a handout. I worked my ass off to be an MD. I don't think it is fair that the government taxes me now up to 37 cents plus on the dollar, when fifty percent of Americans pay no taxes.

That you cannot fully condemn the alt right but only a segment of the alt right speaks volumes. Comparing the alt right to Bernie Sanders makes my point. Also, I'm more alarmed by the rights buying into "reverse racism" non I am the alt right and their blatant kkk, skinhead, hate speech being brought to the surface.

[LittleJ]

So my post gets erased but secrawler saying all the things about whites is left.Talk about fucking racist.obviously the mods are fucking Democrats.its not racist if against white.Fuck you.

Why are you so angry?

[Powerlift66]

I'm surrounded by white conservatives, and we have black folks who work w/ us, lift w/ us the gym, party together, etc.
I see zero racism around here. Though there is very little crime, and like a 95% white demographic. (This aint no Chicago).

Turn on the news, MSM creates and pushes so much out, they fuel and create hate.
I feel many are just sick of being on the defense that we are "bad" and just give it back. People can feck around and act out on here, I feel many aren't racists, just reacting whats shoved in faces daily.
Black folks included. Aren't most just playing a character here)? 

We know the brutally honest people on here who say what they mean, and they give 2 fucks, and neither should anyone else by calling them "racists" or whatever.
The ones who call people that are probably that themselves.

Created by politicians to maintain class separation, etc. Silly-ass cry-baby world of today, everyones triggered and a cry-baby...

[Powerlift66]

What do you call a black guy flying a plane??

"A pilot" you racist....

[LittleJ]

I'm surrounded by white conservatives, and we have black folks who work w/ us, lift w/ us the gym, party together, etc.
I see zero racism around here. Though there is very little crime, and like a 95% white demographic. (This aint no Chicago).

Turn on the news, MSM creates and pushes so much out, they fuel and create hate.
I feel many are just sick of being on the defense that we are "bad" and just give it back. People can feck around and act out on here, I feel many aren't racists, just reacting whats shoved in faces daily.
Black folks included. Aren't most just playing a character here)? 

We know the brutally honest people on here who say what they mean, and they give 2 fucks, and neither should anyone else by calling them "racists" or whatever.
The ones who call people that are probably that themselves.

Created by politicians to maintain class separation, etc. Silly-ass cry-baby world of today, everyones triggered and a cry-baby...

I agree there isn't any black racist people on getbig

[anvil]

Fred Sanford and Aunt Esther, best insult ever on TV:


Fred:  "Esther you so ugly, I could push yo face into some dough and make GORILLA COOKIES."

[robcguns]

Why are you so angry?

Funny you should say that.I am done being angry,at least I will try to be done being angry.I feel it’s times to stop watching the news and stop paying attention cause years ago I was in a much better mood not watching the news and keeping up with current events.

[blinky]

Fred Sanford and Aunt Esther, best insult ever on TV:


Fred:  "Esther you so ugly, I could push yo face into some dough and make GORILLA COOKIES."

That was a great show! 

Imagine that or All in the Family on tv today