Are you kidding??? You shouldn't have anything in your pockets...most modern men now carry "nutsacs" or Eurobags around for their stuff....basically a purse for men to keep all of your shit......sunglasses, cologne, keys in addition to being able to conspiciously carry weapons such as a knife, pistol, pepper spray etc.
Here's a few videos to help. I carry a Kangeroo Eurobag with me at all times whenever I'm heading out. Pockets are free and lose for actual walking. I had my mini computer in it originally as in the video but now I have my Kindle in my Gym bag and bought a slightly larger Kangeroo Eurobag for my Chromebook.
It is one thing to be homosexual and another to be a freaking faggoty Nellie. You, are the latter of those two.
Cologne?! Why would you, a total Nellie that reeks of bottom bitch require cologne? No man carries a purse. No man. No man carries a "nutsac" (I suppose your mouth qualifies) and anyone that even says "Eurobag" without laughing

is a total rangerwilwannabe.
Oh. Wait. You tote around a "Kangeroo Eurobag"...Bottom Bitch. This all begs the question, when do you start estrogen treatments?
I would say you should be ashamed of yourself but then I've seen your physique photos and that creature you claim to have been married to, QV. You have no shame.
I bet your parents do.