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gib

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Tell us about the last time u got laid
« on: August 31, 2019, 12:11:48 AM »
Who with? Where? How? Where shoot the load.  And any other interesting details.

*Making love to thyself does not count.
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SF1900

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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2019, 12:12:44 AM »
Creepy thread.  ??? ??? ???
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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2019, 01:13:40 AM »
Quote from: SF1900 on August 31, 2019, 12:12:44 AM
Creepy thread.  ??? ??? ???

Getbiggers are an old bunch of creeps
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gib

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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2019, 01:14:18 AM »
I thought it might be a little more interesting that the “tell us what you did today thread”. I woke up, had a shit, had a meal, got drunk etc gets a little boring after a while ...
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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2019, 01:21:02 AM »
Yeh, last night at a fancy London hotel with 3 Hollywood actresses/
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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2019, 01:39:07 AM »
Well, my cousin had a few too many and I'd been trying to finger her for years . . .

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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2019, 01:48:28 AM »
Taking a shortcut through the local allotments on way home from the pub I noticed tucker broons goat had got its head stuck in the fence and seized my opportunity
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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2019, 01:51:02 AM »
do dime piece trannies count b/c i'm at ZERO at the moment?
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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2019, 05:40:41 AM »
Waiting for Pops to post his 'heyday' stories  ;D
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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2019, 06:47:32 AM »
Quote from: gib on August 31, 2019, 12:11:48 AM
*Making love to thyself does not count.

I was about to write a long detailed description but this condition disqualifies me from writing
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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2019, 06:55:45 AM »
Wife
Doggy
Wednesday
In the puss

Wed in january
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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2019, 08:49:29 AM »
Quote from: robcguns on August 31, 2019, 06:55:45 AM
Wife
Doggy
Wednesday
In the puss

Wed in january

Lofl.

Last Saturday.
Anniversary.
Tongue jacking.
Doggy.
Vag.
Came on fat ass.
10mg edible.
20mg cialis.
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Lon Barrigan

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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2019, 08:54:52 AM »
Sex is of the devil.
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deadz

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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2019, 05:21:15 PM »
 Been awhile. I’ve been with my wife 13yrs. Hope those of you who are married love your wife for more than her pussy, otherwise it won’t last.
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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2019, 07:19:13 PM »
I would if I could remember....but, it has been so long.... :(
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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #15 on: August 31, 2019, 07:23:49 PM »
I see the meth experiment has played out.
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Marvin Martian

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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #16 on: August 31, 2019, 10:14:17 PM »
Quote from: robcguns on August 31, 2019, 06:55:45 AM
Wife
Doggy
Wednesday
In the puss

Wed in january

Damn man - last time was a Wednesday in January????
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Marvin Martian

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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #17 on: August 31, 2019, 10:17:03 PM »
Quote from: deadz on August 31, 2019, 05:21:15 PM
Been awhile. I’ve been with my wife 13yrs. Hope those of you who are married love your wife for more than her pussy, otherwise it won’t last.

Makes no sense - been married to my wife’s pussy for 15 years.. what else would I care about?
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Primemuscle

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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2019, 01:36:09 AM »
Quote from: Marvin Martian on August 31, 2019, 10:17:03 PM
Makes no sense - been married to my wife’s pussy for 15 years.. what else would I care about?

But then, you are a Martian (cone head) so we cannot expect you to see more than just pussy. BTW, that's not a wife, it's a silicone 'flesh jack'. Guess you didn't notice.  ::)
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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2019, 02:11:39 AM »
Quote from: SOMEPARTS on August 31, 2019, 07:23:49 PM
I see the meth experiment has played out.

 ;D
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Marvin Martian

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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2019, 06:43:27 AM »
Quote from: Primemuscle on September 01, 2019, 01:36:09 AM
But then, you are a Martian (cone head) so we cannot expect you to see more than just pussy. BTW, that's not a wife, it's a silicone 'flesh jack'. Guess you didn't notice.  ::)

Aren’t you an old pervert queer?? Does anyone on this board really take you serious or care about your opinion?
It’s called sarcasm - look the word up I shall not waste my time with an ignorant little deviant human.
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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2019, 07:13:38 AM »
It's been so long I need last year's calendar.  At least I found out last week there are naked women on the internet.  That's a consolation. 
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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2019, 09:00:09 AM »
Quote from: Marvin Martian on August 31, 2019, 10:14:17 PM
Damn man - last time was a Wednesday in January????

Hahahahha yeah prob maybe a couple more in between.
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Primemuscle

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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2019, 03:04:25 PM »
Quote from: Marvin Martian on September 01, 2019, 06:43:27 AM
Aren’t you an old pervert queer?? Does anyone on this board really take you serious or care about your opinion?
It’s called sarcasm - look the word up I shall not waste my time with an ignorant little deviant human.

Do me a favor, don't waste your time.  ::)
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Re: Tell us about the last time u got laid
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2019, 08:08:25 PM »
Quote from: oldtimer1 on September 01, 2019, 07:13:38 AM
It's been so long I need last year's calendar.  At least I found out last week there are naked women on the internet.  That's a consolation. 

 ;D
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