So you want to be a womanizer like me?

[IRON CROSS]

I never said I was from Texas. My name is Tex Cockburn. I was named after Tex Watson.

Tex.

Morning Leopold !.
 

[Twaddle]

Morning Leopold !.
 

Who's Leopold?   

[denarii]

This guy is an expert at pulling low IQ 2/10 chicks

[Big Tex C*ckburn, PhD]

This guy is an expert at pulling low IQ 2/10 chicks

At least I didn't marry one.

Tex.

[IRON CROSS]

Who's Leopold?   

Guy's like this Tehano,ratherbefat,Anabolichalo,Lon ......................

[Griffith]

The time has arrived...tip number two. Apologies to all of you whose PMs I've yet to respond to, but Tinder takes priority over this. Now, here's what you need to know: chicks love a military man. No time to faff around in the mud like a moron, signing your life away for a number of years? No problemo! You can buy various military baseball caps on Ebay for next to nothing.

Do not go for something gay like the Marines. Retards can pass Marine Corps training. Go for something that will get her juices flowing. Either Navy Seals or something with Delta Force written on it. I wear my Navy Seal cap into bars all the time and get free drinks without having to say a word. The next part is important... you don't want to overtly tell her what you do. Lots of crybabies will whine over these tactics if you're not subtle. But we don't care about them...we are womanizers. When the waitress comes over and asks if you're ready to order, use "copy that" instead of just saying yes. Same goes for when the food arrives. A little comment along the lines of "wow, we didn't get food like this in Helmand" will be sure to have your woman getting wetter than a down syndromes chin. If she gets too curious, simply look off into the distance and tell her you don't want to talk about it. Sex on the first date GUARANTEED. Thank me later.

Tex.

Good post. I usually prefer to wear my old 'DEA' cap when going to clubs, bars or the gym.

[Costanza]

The time has arrived...tip number two. Apologies to all of you whose PMs I've yet to respond to, but Tinder takes priority over this. Now, here's what you need to know: chicks love a military man. No time to faff around in the mud like a moron, signing your life away for a number of years? No problemo! You can buy various military baseball caps on Ebay for next to nothing.

Do not go for something gay like the Marines. Retards can pass Marine Corps training. Go for something that will get her juices flowing. Either Navy Seals or something with Delta Force written on it. I wear my Navy Seal cap into bars all the time and get free drinks without having to say a word. The next part is important... you don't want to overtly tell her what you do. Lots of crybabies will whine over these tactics if you're not subtle. But we don't care about them...we are womanizers. When the waitress comes over and asks if you're ready to order, use "copy that" instead of just saying yes. Same goes for when the food arrives. A little comment along the lines of "wow, we didn't get food like this in Helmand" will be sure to have your woman getting wetter than a down syndromes chin. If she gets too curious, simply look off into the distance and tell her you don't want to talk about it. Sex on the first date GUARANTEED. Thank me later.



Tex.