Worst gimmick ever...
Here, you stolen valor pervert, let me help YOU out! And before I do, let me state that you can count your lucky stars I'm on probation. If one of my postgrad students plagiarized in the manner that you just did, they'd be eating dinner through a straw!If you wish to use someone else's words to make your point, at least have the decency to adhere to the basic academic principle of quoting and citing them. You stole that quote from a website, and it was immediately obvious that you did, given that it had the merit of being grammatically correct. What you SHOULD have written, if you weren't such a scumbag, was the following:"A doctoral degree is typically required to work as a full-time, tenure-track university professor. You should be prepared to earn an undergraduate degree in your chosen subject area, go to graduate school, complete a Ph.D. program, conduct independent research, and write and publish articles in scholarly journals" (Study.com, n.d.).Don't you ever let me catch you pulling a stunt like that again, boy. Tex.
Mid-twenties, provocatively dressed, the double of Margot Robbie. She closed the door and sat down. She told me how she was really struggling to grasp Newtonian mechanics and was sure she'd fail the course without my help. I began by going over the equations for establishing the most general position for a particle at constant acceleration, but as I looked up to see if she was following, I noticed that she'd pulled her knickers to one side and was flashing me!"Booooring, Professor! How about I just take your D in return for an A?" I gasped! She began to unbutton her blouse and asked if I knew that she had a twin. I shook my head, unable to speak. Suddenly, my office door opened and her twin walked in dressed as Harley Quinn! "Wow, sis, you're right, he's an absolute muscle-beast! Like Dorian in his prime!"She turned to me and asked how I got so big, but before I even had the chance to tell her about the anabolic window, the pair of them were all over me, kissing me on the lips and running their hands over every inch of my body. Let's just say that we all left my office feeling satisfied. Whenever anybody asks me why I became a bodybuilder now, I just chuckle. Tex.
