Guess we're all being nice so, in all seriousness, Your Honor, please get an hour walk in every day at 60% on the heart rate monitor and get your calories down to 2000. Good food. Not processed shit. Coach is super informed and could lay out a responsible and sustainable approach to keeping you on the planet.
Straight or gay, you're a walking Hnnng. Would hate to not be able to make fun of you next year. Please take measures to ensure we get to continue to bust your chops.