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You wake up, open your eyes.....
« on: December 17, 2019, 10:11:08 AM »
and this is standing at the edge of your bed. What do you do?

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2019, 10:20:42 AM »
No one wants to be Peter “Noodle Arms” Criss.

Kai truly is demented.

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2019, 10:35:58 AM »
and this is standing at the edge of your bed. What do you do?



Start kicking like Rick James

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2019, 10:38:49 AM »
I’d have to go back to sleep assuming it was a gay nightmare after laughing hysterically for a while.

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2019, 10:49:02 AM »
I'd toss him a grapefruit and go back to sleep.

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2019, 10:50:16 AM »
Do some Bruce Lee on him till he cries "Uncle!".


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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2019, 10:53:01 AM »
The Froot-Loop is losing what's left of his mind.
What a retard...

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2019, 10:54:24 AM »
LOL @ the Drunken Peter Criss-mask.
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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2019, 11:17:54 AM »
and this is standing at the edge of your bed. What do you do?



I'd say, Hi Kai. How'd you get passed the dogs? Then I'd say, what the shit are you doing standing at the edge of my bed dress (as usual) like a freak? Adding, the grapefruits are in the kitchen.


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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2019, 12:00:18 PM »
PETER CRISS UPPED THE DOSE,,,AND GOT A TAN,,,

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2019, 12:28:24 PM »
I'd say, Hi Kai. How'd you get passed the dogs? Then I'd say, what the shit are you doing standing at the edge of my bed dress (as usual) like a freak? Adding, the grapefruits are in the kitchen.



Be real. You'd take down your slacks and place a grapefruit in your mouth!

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2019, 12:38:36 PM »
and this is standing at the edge of your bed. What do you do?


BETH,,I hear you calling,,,but i can't  come home right now.Me and some  grapefruits are playing  and I just can't put them down,just a few more hours and i''ll be right home to you.

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2019, 01:06:58 PM »
and this is standing at the edge of your bed. What do you do?




Ron, it's time to create gay 'department'  ;D for guys like 1,SiFi,Vince G., Safety Fat,etc,. ................

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2019, 10:20:10 AM »
Tell the kids and missus to thoroughly inspect anything they take from the fruit bowl before eating   It

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2019, 12:30:23 PM »
This behavior is the singular reason Phil Heath won so many titles.

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2019, 03:22:05 PM »
Grab my Kitana.........

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2019, 03:25:28 PM »
Anyone and I mean ANYONE in my house when I wake up without my permission  I will bite your fucking nose off.
Oh oh oh yes even tough guys with big biceps and tattoos

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2019, 08:06:21 PM »
Anyone and I mean ANYONE in my house when I wake up without my permission  I will bite your fucking nose off.
Oh oh oh yes even tough guys with big biceps and tattoos

I think what you meant to say was that you would open up and say ahhhhhh!

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2019, 01:24:04 AM »
Be real. You'd take down your slacks and place a grapefruit in your mouth!

Not being racist mind you, but no way in hell would that ever happen.

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Re: You wake up, open your eyes.....
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2019, 01:25:25 AM »
BETH,,I hear you calling,,,but i can't  come home right now.Me and some  grapefruits are playing  and I just can't put them down,just a few more hours and i''ll be right home to you.

Hope he washes up before he gets in bed Beth.