There is only solution to this injustice!!
We must oil up,get a good pump, don our best glittery thongs and march together in protest!!
I’ve already made a sign. No pump,no pose,no justice!

Of course this march can’t be that long because everyone will quickly be out of breath.
It will also be funny seeing some meathead breaking into a gym and trying to steal a 150lb dumbbells.
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