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JustPlaneJane

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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #50 on: July 17, 2020, 01:51:31 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 01:50:18 PM
Xfactor dwarfs most of the people

Where....in the Shire?
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Dave D

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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #51 on: July 17, 2020, 01:57:36 PM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on July 17, 2020, 01:30:09 PM
Here we go, one more time:

Chaos requested full length pics of me with an upside down coffee cup, a photo of my face with my cell phone date/time next to it, a photo of me at work, and a full length photo of me with a piece of paper that had my name and date on it. I sent him those photos, both he and Princess L told me NOT to post them on the site. Chaos posted the coffee cup photo here for proof I sent all the photos he requested.

I also sent pics of me swimming in front of my house in Hawaii to Chaos, Pellius, Henda, and I think Illuminati. All of them were very nice about that and were fun to talk to. I sent other photos to Henda and Chaos of me that were for fun....they promised not to post them and they have been 100% true to their word. I don’t need to XFACTOR like Vaughn Klingsiek on Getbig and brag about things that aren’t true, or brag about my mud pygmy wife Tanis Klingsiek.

Enjoy your weekend boys !

Lol I see what you did here.
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Kwon

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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #52 on: July 17, 2020, 01:59:24 PM »
Quote from: JustPlaneJane on July 17, 2020, 01:51:31 PM
Where....in the Shire?

Clearly the CEO is not 4'8 but more of an average height

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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #53 on: July 17, 2020, 02:01:00 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 01:59:24 PM
Clearly the CEO is not 4'8 but more of an average height



Can we see a photo In or near door Frame for reference?
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Kwon

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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #54 on: July 17, 2020, 02:05:58 PM »
Definitely 6 something, compare with other humanoids

NOT a midget






See the proportions? Long legs.

Not the proportions of someone who is 5'4
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #55 on: July 17, 2020, 03:43:26 PM »
I agree that fat old Seagal can't fight but I have a bit of information that I want to share with Charlize................ ...


NEITHER CAN YOU!
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #56 on: July 17, 2020, 06:28:14 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 10:56:17 AM
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Very “mature” looking for 20. I remember when that Catherine Zeta Jones movie with Sean Connery came out and she was only 27 but looked so mature/refined. Looking old without being and looking haggared are two different things.
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The Scott

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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #57 on: July 17, 2020, 06:51:07 PM »
What a worthless sack of scrotumite.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #58 on: July 17, 2020, 08:28:29 PM »
She’s got a mouth like a trucker.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #59 on: July 17, 2020, 10:30:29 PM »
So far S.S. didn't invented Muay Thai  :-\
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #60 on: July 17, 2020, 10:54:28 PM »
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #61 on: July 17, 2020, 11:35:49 PM »
Quote from: Kwon on July 17, 2020, 02:05:58 PM
Definitely 6 something, compare with other humanoids

NOT a midget






See the proportions? Long legs.

Not the proportions of someone who is 5'4


He’s around 6’1/6’2
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AbrahamG

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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #62 on: July 18, 2020, 12:04:17 AM »
Quote from: residue on July 17, 2020, 07:49:37 AM
homo confirmed, you can dislike her personality but at times she's been panicle of human hotness


She has been known to smoke the cigarettes.  She might be the panicle of skanky bitches.
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Kwon

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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #63 on: July 18, 2020, 01:04:47 AM »
Quote from: Bevo on July 17, 2020, 11:35:49 PM
He’s around 6’1/6’2

That was my estimation as well.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #64 on: July 18, 2020, 04:01:33 AM »
Quote from: _bruce_ on July 17, 2020, 10:54:28 PM
We waz Afrikaans  :D
The best looking African ever!
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #65 on: July 18, 2020, 04:32:49 AM »
Theron is mannish looking.

I'm not into her.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #66 on: July 18, 2020, 04:38:50 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on July 18, 2020, 04:32:49 AM
Theron is mannish looking.

I'm not into her.
Still the best looking African! ;D
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #67 on: July 18, 2020, 04:57:22 AM »
Her black sons:

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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #68 on: July 18, 2020, 04:59:51 AM »
Quote from: Griffith on July 18, 2020, 04:57:22 AM
Her black sons:


Yeah, she's a left wing lunatic.  She also has a shoe line with shoes made of Vegan materials. ::)
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #69 on: July 18, 2020, 06:34:05 AM »
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #70 on: July 18, 2020, 06:43:35 AM »
Quote from: Griffith on July 18, 2020, 04:57:22 AM
Her black sons:



Wait, what? She dresses her boys as girls?
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JustPlaneJane

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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #71 on: July 18, 2020, 07:02:27 AM »
Quote from: Bevo on July 17, 2020, 11:35:49 PM
He’s around 6’1/6’2

5’-8”

Eastern block Europeans are always short, bald, and prone to excessive bullshit about their pitiful lives.
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #72 on: July 18, 2020, 07:26:24 AM »
Quote from: Irongrip400 on July 18, 2020, 06:43:35 AM
Wait, what? She dresses her boys as girls?
yes, and they thought they had hit the jackpot after she bought them
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #73 on: July 18, 2020, 07:53:31 AM »
Quote from: Griffith on July 18, 2020, 04:57:22 AM
Her black sons:


I don't wanna sound racist, but those kids look like......never mind....
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Re: Charlize Theron - "Overweight Steven Seagal can't fight!"
« Reply #74 on: July 18, 2020, 08:07:19 AM »
Quote from: Griffith on July 18, 2020, 04:57:22 AM
Her black sons:



Wait till they get their machetes - mini South Africa 2.0.
She looks more leathery than my mom's purse.  :(
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