What's the inside scoop on Oprah? is she a nasty (unt like Ellen?
Yes Sir, what you see on TV is a complete act.
She is a miserable man-hating lesbian, who is much, much uglier in person. 
My guess is that not one of her staff (except her wife Gayle) lasts more than a year working for her. 
That morning they were about three seconds away from seeing my junk, up close and personal.