.come say it to my face, Highlander. I'm not going to let a skirt wearing caber tosser talk shit to me. Go shove some haggis up your ass you groundskeeper willie looking guy
I don't wear kilts not do I wear the Lavala although I've owned both but purely because of the heritage of some family friends. If ever we meet I will tell you you've been buggered by a googly-eyed puffer-fish humanoid, though why you desire to be reminded of that painfully low point in your otherwise simply scintillating imitation of life is beyond my low IQ to fathom.
If you ever made a move to harm me, I can assure you that you would wind up in jail without passing GO or collecting $200. As your "thoughts" (such as they are) prove entertaining to many here I adjure you to stay in the barrel, silly child.
I would say more, but I don't wish to overload your feeble mind. If you only had a brain...