Makes no difference what your sexual preferences are...

[FitnessFrenzy]

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[ThisisOverload]

I think I`d more than likely let Jennifer Lopez finger or tongue my asshole,or both if she wanted to while she was giving me head ......if you wouldn`t let her, or you wouldn`t admit to this, you`re either a fucking liar or a virgin.

I've had a chick lick my arse before, but no "entry".

I'd let J Lo rape me with a strap on. No homo.

[evacnam]

I've had a chick lick my arse before, but no "entry".

I'd let J Lo rape me with a strap on. No homo.

same
and Im not too ashamed to admit it was wildddddddddddddddd

[ElPolloSalmonello]

You have no fucking clue what you are talking about unless of course the chick was Roseann Barr

I think I`d more than likely let Jennifer Lopez finger or tongue my asshole,or both if she wanted to while she was giving me head ......if you wouldn`t let her, or you wouldn`t admit to this, you`re either a fucking liar or a virgin.

I`d brag abut that shit and shout it from the fucking hilltops forever.   

Dear Was

I am talking about actual experience, not some infantile fantasy about a middle aged latino pop star.

Hope this helps.

[ElPolloSalmonello]

https://www.analisamassage.com/

For a professional prostate massage.

Best to go for the 4 hands service IMO, with the glory hole bed so when you lie on your front, you have one 'masseur' sucking your dick, while the other attends to you from above.

[wes]

I've had a chick lick my arse before, but no "entry".

I'd let J Lo rape me with a strap on. No homo.

Hell yeah brother without a minutes hesitation.

Have had my ass eaten plenty of times by hot chicks when I worked in a strip joint for 13 years................... .....fun times!!

I`m not a kid like UK Gold was I was on a mission gawdammiit .................I probably had too much sex if there is such a thing.!!

[wes]

Dear Was

I am talking about actual experience, not some infantile fantasy about a middle aged latino pop star.

Hope this helps.

I forgot my hot broads than you could ever dream of son.

[wes]

https://www.analisamassage.com/

For a professional prostate massage.

Best to go for the 4 hands service IMO, with the glory hole bed so when you lie on your front, you have one 'masseur' sucking your dick, while the other attends to you from above.

I bet your hand is down your pants right now huh?

Get a new screen name that one sux.

[wes]

Dear Was

I am talking about actual experience, not some infantile fantasy about a middle aged latino pop star.

Hope this helps.

It doesn`t help dickhead

If you dont get the J-Lo referance you`re just an idiot.

Did you notice the Roseann Barr name I slipped in there also?

MORON

[ElPolloSalmonello]

I forgot my hot broads than you could ever dream of son.

Good for you, Was.

Or should I say 'Grandad' - after all, I'm 50 with adult offspring. Nice to be called son though.

I imagine in your advanced years, you have a prostate like a water melon, not sure I'll be having prostate massages at that point, but you give something to aspire to.

Good for you fantasising about middle aged pop stars in your twilight years too. Do all the men in the retirement home do the same?

Anyway - on your next monthly check up, see if they can give you something for the grouchyness. You might be a little less 'Bad Grandpa' then.

[wes]

Good for you, Was.

Or should I say 'Grandad' - after all, I'm 50 with adult offspring. Nice to be called son though.

I imagine in your advanced years, you have a prostate like a water melon, not sure I'll be having prostate massages at that point, but you give something to aspire to.

Good for you fantasising about middle aged pop stars in your twilight years too. Do all the men in the retirement home do the same?

Anyway - on your next monthly check up, see if they can give you something for the grouchyness. You might be a little less 'Bad Grandpa' then.

You were the smart ass  grouch not me.....lets just end this now as it will not end well for you if it continues wise ass.

[Primemuscle]

Jane vs Josh wow wish I could sell tickets for this one. Surely one for the ages, King Kong vs Godzilla would be on the undercard with this as the main event. Good vs evil or just bad-ass vs bad-ass? Jane the avenging angel, she scalped Xfactor and Primemuscle in one fell swoop.  Josh the Pennywise of getbig, a man who has made more unwanted phone calls than the entire double-glazing industry.

Then there is the whole dick-sucking thing and does it matter? Yes? No? What do the fans think?

Ps no Shizzo you can't be special guest referee. You are a jobber, a ham and egger. You are the pasty, fat slob that gets annihilated in three moves. Know your role.

Avenging angel? Not hardly.

[ElPolloSalmonello]

It doesn`t help dickhead

If you dont get the J-Lo referance you`re just an idiot.

Did you notice the Roseann Barr name I slipped in there also?

MORON

Not getting a J-Lo reference would make me a grown-up.

Look - I hate to break it to you but most people have sex. There are more people that have sex than those that don't. This is illustrated by the almost 8 billion population of the planet.

Your posturing about how much sex you had makes as much sense as bragging about how much food you ate. People fuck all the time. It'd be better if they didn't but hey - women and men love it and jump at the chance of doing it.

Having a prostate massage isn't anything special either. It's just getting a woman to stick a finger in your ass. Which, as I said - isn't anything special in my opinion - it's cumming despite the discomfort but the orgasm is not terrible - I just don't think it's worth repeating that often.

[ElPolloSalmonello]

You were the smart ass  grouch not me.....lets just end this now as it will not end well for you if it continues wise ass.

PMSL

This is an internet forum, a forum on which you initiated contact with me with the words "You have no fucking clue what you are talking about"

So - go fuck yourself. 

Fuck me - do people really still act like this online? Or is this a parody tough guy account? Fucking loser.