You a grower Matty?
I'm actually grateful that George Costanza popularized the concept of cold weather penis shrinkage, lol. It applies to all men.
I am open to sending a photo of my erection to OneRepMax.
My cock size is half an inch less than what I would think is the universal ideal. And very...dare I say...PRETTY?
OneRepMax:
If I send you a photo of my cock, can you verify its size and aesthetics to the board?
On that note - and as I said, I'm not an egomaniac, and have no issues at all admitting to something that someone would taunt me for - but I swear to God this bitch from 2018 has impacted my epigenetics.
I used to cum like Peter North. But I find myself not even THINKING about sex anymore. As in, I'm literally not even desiring women in my own headspace, for flip's sake!
A friend of mine claimed his cock shrunk from 8" to 6.4". I was like "How is that even possible?"
But I honestly think I've lost a half inch in my hard-on simply due to non-arousal.
That being said...I DO think I could get it back...but I'm literally not even aroused very much these days.
Seriously, it's fucked up. I've always casually dated women, and been a good host to them, and shown them basic respect and courtesy, had a good rapport, and enjoyed my time with them - but I've always avoided love since that first bad experience at age 18.
So WHAT are the odds that the second [and FINAL] woman I fell in "love" with was an opioid-addicted, slut, lying piece of trash, who used me more than anyone ever has?
I've had women take advantage here and there. I think we've all been through that. But what are the odds the one woman I cared about the most also took advantage of me to the greatest extent of any woman?
It's like what happened to Kari-Lyn Nixon.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
F*ck.
I can honestly say, going through this has made my sexual fantasy life disappear. I literally don't even think about sex anymore.
This was literally the worst thing to ever happen to me. To do more for a person than any other, outside of family, for a bitch who did NOTHING in return. I don't have a single friend who would take so much from someone without feeling guilty.
Most would grasp that they were being greedy, or a leach.
The girl I dated in 2019 had that honeymoon crush phase on me...but I knew better than to take advantage of her during that phase. The end result is that we're still on good terms.
As for the dumb bitch from 2018, after I told her I was going for another girl, she begged me to stay friends, then had a blowout on Instagram. Dumb bitch: if she cared about me so much, why not do ANYTHING to show it while I was literally going out of my way to support her, and be by her side while she was a mess from her previous breakup?
It's not that I hate women now...I just can't go through something like that again. So I just want peaceful separation from women.
Straight-conversion therapy would be nice!
But back to my dick:
I swear, I can't get the erections I used to simply because I'm not aroused by women like I used to be.
This bitch seriously fucked up my epigenetics.