the job interview:
boss: Welcome bhank, pleased to meet you
bhank: Likewise
boss: For this job, you will manage your own female secretay
bhank: No problem, I have a firm grip on women
boss: Imagine an older male colleague befriends you. After some time, you become uncomfortable as you feel it is turning into homosexual advances from him. How do you react?
bhank: You mean like Primemuscle on Getbig?
boss: Imagine you are in the cafeteria. You and two other collegues are looking at two remaining muffins. How do you split 2 muffins between 3 people?
bhank: I take the two muffins for myself.
boss: What would you say are your weakest sides?
bhank: crohns and my pointy nipples
Boss: Mr. Hankins, what special attributes do you think you have for managing our clients accounts?
BHank - Well sir, I'm a hard worker, I'll work hard to build a cocoon of growth and asset protection around our clients money.