I bet half of you didn't even lift today

[Soul Crusher]

The look on Brian's dog's face is priceless at :58. Brian, quit frightening the poor pup with your jerky videos.

That poor dog has seen things bro.         

[GymnJuice]

Zero video prep, check. Zero natural charisma and charm, check. Zero production,  check. Yup I'm sure the subscribers and YouTube money will start rolling in any day now Brian. He looks high as usual. Maybe don't fumble around with your phone while your filming. Just a tip

Maybe Josh can give him some pointers on how to appear charismatic on video.

[funk51]

That poor dog has seen things bro.         

                                       

[Soul Crusher]

Maybe Josh can give him some pointers on how to appear charismatic on video.

Exactly - Josh videos are hilarious and engaging.  They appear to be thought out too.  Poor Hanks is scaring the F out of the dog, all over the place, whining why Goodrum has a better page and wondering why he is not making millions on YT too.   

The videos in the basement alone deserve a health code inspector or the fire marshal to the premises.

Mr. Beast or Greg Doucette Hanks is not.       

[illuminati]

It’s a woman and 2 kids why is it being posted here? What the fuck is wrong with you people this is why I can’t hang here you people have problems

🤔 Hmmmmm  ahh I see it is just us who have problems 
Just like always you never ever consider it might just be you & what you say & post.

Anyway Thought you had quit posting here , yet like a boomerang your back once again.

[webstar]

That poor dog has seen things bro.         

Even Brian’s dog has seen jail time.

Shit apples don’t fall far from the shit tree

[Flexacon]

Even Brian’s dog has seen jail time.

Shit apples don’t fall far from the shit tree

His dog pic has 4 times as many likes than pics of him 

[webstar]

This is explains why Brian has polio legs.

Only trains arms and chest.

[Soul Crusher]

Even Brian’s dog has seen jail time.

Shit apples don’t fall far from the shit tree

Poor thing.   Does not deserve this.  Did nothing wrong.

[Soul Crusher]

This is explains why Brian has polio legs.

Only trains arms and chest.

Captain Spaulding knows some stuff.

[Hulkotron]

Can we get Patrick an account here?

[The Scott]

This is explains why Brian has polio legs.


Only trains arms and chest.

Is this recent?  Did he injure himself or what.  I know that he often chides me for my leg problems but I hope he has not somehow permanently crippled himself.

[webstar]

Is this recent?  Did he injure himself or what.  I know that he often chides me for my leg problems but I hope he has not somehow permanently crippled himself.

Not recent, just another old wives tale spun by half truth Hankins

[webstar]

Since Brian has mentioned under his own admission, he has spent  time in jail. I’m guessing he would be the white version of fleece Johnson?

[Krankenstein]

Is this recent?  Did he injure himself or what.  I know that he often chides me for my leg problems but I hope he has not somehow permanently crippled himself.

next to the names there is a number and a letter.  d = days, w = weeks, etc.

This is probably around the time he had to "will himself to walk again".....i.e. wait for the inflammation and irritation to die down due to the degeneration in his knees.  Something anyone with a great deal of joint reduction in their knees goes through.  Fuck, I could say I willed myself to walk after a while as well when my shit was going south. 

[ChristopherA]

Maybe Josh can give him some pointers on how to appear charismatic on video.

You can't teach some things. Hence the phrase natural charisma. "Here's my video on making a video" *Facepalm*

[michael arvilla]

Pimpin ain't easy man............

[beakdoctor]

Holy shit this Patrick Spaulding is a creep of the first water. Brian has his very own schmoe fanbase. A fanbase of one. But a devoted fanbase if there ever was one.

Tge whole situation with Brian gets sadder by the day.

[Lartinos]

A reliable source has informed me that Brian and Patrick have eloped.

[hench]

So Hanky is trying to look like he's gone, last active 2 days ago. We know he's reading without logging in though

[Never1AShow]

So Hanky is trying to look like he's gone, last active 2 days ago. We know he's reading without logging in though

Posts an old picture with a tan and a gold chain after posting an absolutely horrible looking tangled wire curling room shot of him pasty and small.  Little talk of John or curling or working out in his last few days, probably tore a bicep or accidentally admitted his steroid use to John.  Also could be the Instagram sleuthing?   

[webstar]

Not bald.

Just no product and not combed over.

[Soul Crusher]

Not bald.

Just no product and not combed over.

Ultimate birds nesting area.  I can see a bird lay an egg right in the middle 

[ChristopherA]

Not bald.

Just no product and not combed over.

Look asshole his hair is very blond and it's clearly a very sunny day in that picture. Everyone knows if your blond sun makes the hair look invisible. Look great after he combs it and puts product in it. Not bald at all

[GymnJuice]

Look asshole his hair is very blond and it's clearly a very sunny day in that picture. Everyone knows if your blond sun makes the hair look invisible. Look great after he combs it and puts product in it. Not bald at all

Agreed. The bald spot is due to sunlight and suboptimal perspective. It is difficult for him to angle the selfie ring properly when his back is to the camera.