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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29850 on: March 10, 2023, 12:32:03 PM »
But why
Why does it matter so much, as it clearly does
What a curious individual

It doesnt matter to anyone but himself. Same weight since college... Insane person.

I got 130 lb girls that out squat and outlift him.
Very odd guy  :-\

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29851 on: March 10, 2023, 12:48:19 PM »
no
he is semi retarded, he really is.
People need to look past the curling and lifting and all that and focus on his words, his googly eyed face, all of it, its retardation. I guarantee it
Stop being so nice to nim.....he`s s full blown tard!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29852 on: March 10, 2023, 12:56:41 PM »
Did you measure for new drapes yet?    :D ;D

its gonna need a full blown reno, hanky has no clue how to take care of a house

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29853 on: March 10, 2023, 01:05:56 PM »
Stop being so nice to nim.....he`s s full blown tard!

Ha ha ha ha ha
PMSL  ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D :D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29854 on: March 10, 2023, 01:13:24 PM »
settle down everyone before he comes and takes your life  ::)

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29855 on: March 10, 2023, 01:21:16 PM »
settle down everyone before he comes and takes your life  ::)

He's most welcome to come & have a go ...........  He'd have that Butt Plug rammed up his arse so far
He could see it in the mirror when he opened his mouth.

Hmmm Mind the Fahggot that he is He'd likely enjoy it.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29856 on: March 10, 2023, 02:33:00 PM »
He is gone forever (again).

Every time he leaves I think about how GB will transform once he leaves.

Usually when you say someone is remarkable it is meant as a compliment, but in his case he is remarkable because of his combination of ego, ignorance, dishonesty, and shamelessness.




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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29857 on: March 10, 2023, 02:38:23 PM »
Gazoos farting every minute....I'm dying here

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29858 on: March 10, 2023, 02:47:47 PM »
He is gone forever (again).

Every time he leaves I think about how GB will transform once he leaves.

Usually when you say someone is remarkable it is meant as a compliment, but in his case he is remarkable because of his combination of ego, ignorance, dishonesty, and shamelessness.

He's not gone. His caretaker, whom he calls fiance, is escorting him to the tard doctor

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29859 on: March 10, 2023, 02:52:38 PM »
Is the wedding still on or is fiance just what you call your gf these days?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29860 on: March 10, 2023, 03:26:48 PM »
Gazoos farting every minute....I'm dying here
yeah sure,blame the poor dog!  ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29861 on: March 10, 2023, 03:37:23 PM »
Relax he was just here this morning.  He can stay away for days even a week but he'll be back. He literally has no friends in real life. This is the only social interaction he gets so he doesn't care if it's negative or positive.  Think how much an asshole you have to be to be 45 and have zero friends? Didn't everyone's gym have the creepy older guy who always looked like he wanted to talk to you? One day you made a mistake and said what's up. He proceeded to talk your ear off giving you training tips and tell you how jacked he was at your age. Then anytime you saw him after that he would talk your ear off with the same shit. That's Brian at the gym. Looking for a friend

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29862 on: March 10, 2023, 03:55:21 PM »
The Boast Posts to Dummy Spit Posts intervals appear to be tightening recently

At some point they may converge into one big glorious singular post showcasing all bhanks has to offer and allow him to reset at a quicker pace for the next failed quarterly goal

Exciting times



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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29863 on: March 10, 2023, 04:02:01 PM »
Relax he was just here this morning.  He can stay away for days even a week but he'll be back. He literally has no friends in real life. This is the only social interaction he gets so he doesn't care if it's negative or positive.  Think how much an asshole you have to be to be 45 and have zero friends? Didn't everyone's gym have the creepy over guy who always looked like he wanted to talk to you? One day you made a mistake and said what's up. He proceeded to talk your ear off giving you training tips and tell you how jacked he was at your age. Then anytime you saw him after that he would talk your ear off with the same shit. That's Brian at the gym. Looking for a friend

One of the all time moments was Brian flexing his darnedest to get on the jumbo tron and failed.

And just looked like a bald juiced to the gills one arm bandit


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29864 on: March 10, 2023, 04:14:07 PM »
Relax he was just here this morning.  He can stay away for days even a week but he'll be back. He literally has no friends in real life. This is the only social interaction he gets so he doesn't care if it's negative or positive.  Think how much an asshole you have to be to be 45 and have zero friends? Didn't everyone's gym have the creepy over guy who always looked like he wanted to talk to you? One day you made a mistake and said what's up. He proceeded to talk your ear off giving you training tips and tell you how jacked he was at your age. Then anytime you saw him after that he would talk your ear off with the same shit. That's Brian at the gym. Looking for a friend



Lol !   Dead.   And again I’m hurting laughing.   

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29865 on: March 10, 2023, 04:32:23 PM »
It doesnt matter to anyone but himself. Same weight since college... Insane person.

I got 130 lb girls that out squat and outlift him.
Very odd guy  :-\

Its obviously rooted in childhood neglect/absence

The irony he fails to grasp despite (or maybe because of) his autistic iq is that the need to constantly prove your own self worth, via body image, with others - let alone complete strangers no less in this case - at age 45,  clearly demonstrates extreme insecurity, not the "im gonna own them with this fdb/mm" domination he appears to think

Bad for him, great for the lol's


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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29866 on: March 10, 2023, 04:34:51 PM »
One of the all time moments was Brian flexing his darnedest to get on the jumbo tron and failed.

And just looked like a bald juiced to the gills one arm bandit

Oh shit is that what he was doing? I thought he was waving at someone

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29867 on: March 10, 2023, 04:50:07 PM »
Oh shit is that what he was doing? I thought he was waving at someone

who would he know to wave to that would like him enough to be waved to?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29868 on: March 10, 2023, 04:55:47 PM »
who would he know to wave to that would like him enough to be waved to?

Cameraman. Hey yoohoo over here. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29869 on: March 10, 2023, 05:42:15 PM »
Hanky Panky is sitting in the corner in time out, pouting in the corner at the moment.   He will be back with a shirtless selfie no one wants shortly.  Be patient.

Let's hope not - his Fag.gottry is disgusting.
Wish the Turtle bellied lopsided gargoyle would stay away & never post pics of his awful upper body 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29870 on: March 10, 2023, 06:15:00 PM »
Is bhanks still riding the stroke rehab bike for 20 minutes a day?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29871 on: March 10, 2023, 08:10:34 PM »
Modified to correct herniated disc to: "2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm"

Astigmatism Added!
"sheared from the bone Tricep"
Restless Leg syndrome
Shaky hands from childhood
Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
Torn right pec
Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
Barrett’s esophagus
Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
Crohn's disease
Bile reflux
Hiatal hernia
Umbilical hernia
Bleeding ulcer
Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
shin splints in the forearms
magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
Anemia
Anxiety
Depression
Arthritis
Something with the neck from demolition derby
Organ failure
Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
Anorexia
"precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
Astigmatism

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29872 on: March 10, 2023, 09:30:52 PM »
He's in great shape, on gear for 20 years.  Throw up a picture to compare yourself to a sauced up guy in his late 40s in genie pants with a torn pec, and no back or legs to speak of who can't squat 225x15. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29873 on: March 11, 2023, 04:11:41 AM »
He's in great shape, on gear for 20 years.  Throw up a picture to compare yourself to a sauced up guy in his late 40s in genie pants with a torn pec, and no back or legs to speak of who can't squat 225x15. 
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #29874 on: March 11, 2023, 05:01:14 AM »
This guy's got a ton of content and he measures his arms just like Bhanks  (link fixed)