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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33325 on: June 23, 2023, 10:31:44 AM »
(Jukebox Hero)

Cause he's strict-curl hero,
with real skinny thighs,
Strict-curl hero....
Do some sets tonite!!

That one curl-bar
Felt good in his hands
Didn't take long
To understand
Just one curl-bar
Racked way down low
Just hanks and cooper
A couple H-Mo's....

Cause he's strict-curl hero,
with real skinny thighs,
Strict-curl hero....
Do some sets tonite!!

 :D ;D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33326 on: June 23, 2023, 10:37:23 AM »
(Jukebox Hero)

Cause he's strict-curl hero,
with real skinny thighs,
Strict-curl hero....
Do some sets tonite!!

That one curl-bar
Felt good in his hands
Didn't take long
To understand
Just one curl-bar
Racked way down low
Just hanks and cooper
A couple H-Mo's....

Cause he's strict-curl hero,
with real skinny thighs,
Strict-curl hero....
Do some sets tonite!!

standing with a cane
with his ass all swole
couldn't make the nightshow
with his bleeding hole

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33327 on: June 23, 2023, 11:32:44 AM »
standing with a cane
with his ass all swole
couldn't make the nightshow
with his bleeding hole

Hell Yeah!   :D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33328 on: June 23, 2023, 11:36:04 AM »
Bhank has been getting spanked on GB lately.  Damn.  Brutal. 

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33329 on: June 23, 2023, 12:26:25 PM »
I did 20 reps with 250 lbs on bench press. Iḿ still coming back from a break and i did only 1 rep with 100 pounds when I started lifting again. Woohoo!
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33330 on: June 23, 2023, 01:06:50 PM »
I did 20 reps with 250 lbs on bench press. Iḿ still coming back from a break and i did only 1 rep with 100 pounds when I started lifting again. Woohoo!

That's fantastic progress.  How long did it take for you to reach that?  How long was your break?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33331 on: June 23, 2023, 01:12:21 PM »
Was that the loss to Clegg or when he got choked out in the first round of one of his other MMA losses?

Pathetic wifebeating drug addict


That was his end of 2nd round retirement excuse 🙄

Complete Faggott & Clown 🤡 also.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33332 on: June 23, 2023, 06:02:50 PM »
I did 20 reps with 250 lbs on bench press. Iḿ still coming back from a break and i did only 1 rep with 100 pounds when I started lifting again. Woohoo!

That’s very impressive. Congrats.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33333 on: June 23, 2023, 07:57:14 PM »
I did 20 reps with 250 lbs on bench press. Iḿ still coming back from a break and i did only 1 rep with 100 pounds when I started lifting again. Woohoo!

Excellent progress man, very strong..

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33334 on: June 23, 2023, 10:00:37 PM »
No, he had another issue on the backside of his knee that had a specific name.

I just looked it up a “Baker’s cyst” is the name.

Now up to 43 (44, late edit), all but a few come from his own words in posts he's long forgotten (see Dementia/Alzheimer's below).  The 3 or 4 that aren't are fair reads of stuff he has said also.  I've been fair and not added Pathological Liar

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33335 on: June 24, 2023, 02:19:55 AM »

The scribe of Getbig. 

Now up to 43 (44, late edit), all but a few come from his own words in posts he's long forgotten (see Dementia/Alzheimer's below).  The 3 or 4 that aren't are fair reads of stuff he has said also.  I've been fair and not added Pathological Liar

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby
26. Organ failure
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33336 on: June 24, 2023, 02:22:39 AM »
People with those laundry lists are hypochondriacs. Excuse makers.
Need excuses to avoid hard work... Drug up for fake/temporary gains.
Off the sauce they look like Peewee Herman.

Very unstable mental-case that BHanks... Clegg didnt help matters by destroying him and bashing in his skull...
People that talk tough.. They are not... Charade...

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33337 on: June 24, 2023, 05:00:55 AM »

Bhanks is awesome and completely normal.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33338 on: June 24, 2023, 09:28:20 AM »
A good amount is made up to obtain medicine.

Amazing he thinks the few here trolling by praising him are serious.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33339 on: June 24, 2023, 09:56:09 AM »
A good amount is made up to obtain medicine.

Amazing he thinks the few here trolling by praising him are serious.

Never!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33340 on: June 24, 2023, 10:01:16 AM »
BHANKS, you look damn good for your age. Don't let any of your ailments stop you and keep shutting down the haters.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33341 on: June 24, 2023, 10:03:44 AM »
BHANKS, you look damn good for your age. Don't let any of your ailments stop you and keep shutting down the haters.

Well said.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33342 on: June 24, 2023, 10:30:53 AM »
Love the shaky hands from childhood.

To cover up his coke habit.

He quickly deleted the video of him measuring his neck high as a kite jaw moving back n forth.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33343 on: June 24, 2023, 11:46:31 AM »
defo cokehead

and his wife was defo his counsellor


his writing style shows coke style mania, rambling self importance repetition of the same shite time after time
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33344 on: June 24, 2023, 11:48:06 AM »

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33345 on: June 24, 2023, 11:52:30 AM »

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33346 on: June 24, 2023, 02:13:38 PM »
Bhank probably has one of his many doctors prescribe him some sketchy stimulant.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33347 on: June 24, 2023, 05:48:13 PM »
the best one was surely the jaw swinging one

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33348 on: June 24, 2023, 06:16:32 PM »
I would not hesitate to recommend Bhanky as a brain surgeon because of his steady hands.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #33349 on: June 25, 2023, 07:49:18 PM »