Author Topic: Where's BHANKS?  (Read 5544 times)

joswift

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Re: Where's BHANKS?
« Reply #125 on: December 03, 2021, 04:14:06 PM »
He will return.

And tell of all the struggles he had in the previous weeks.

How he battled restless leg syndrome and anorexia, dropped down to 223 pounds (in the evening).

Then nursed himself back to health with a "nutrient cocoon" consisting of Wendy's double cheeseburgers, cheesecake and of course the Anabolic Peach Cobbler, of peace.

He will be at LEAST 250 pounds (in the evening).

But will he post the 405 squat video?

Have the "sleeves" arrived?

Did he find a properly balanced 45 lb bar to squat with?

Did he construct his own "manta ray" device that is 348% more effective than the original?

Time will tell.
;D