Eddy want to fuck his co-worker ...but, she had a boyfriend
One day he got so desperate he went up to her and said,
"I'll pay you 100$ if you have sex with me."
The girl looked at him shocked and said, "Hell, no!'
He said, "It'll be real quick, I'll throw the money on the ground, you'll bend over to pick it up, I'll be done by the time you pick it up!"
She told him she'd have to ask her boyfriend. So, she called him and explained the situation. He said,
"Just pick it up really fast, he won't even be able to take his pants down."
She agreed with this plan and hung up
30 minutes go by and the boyfriend is still waiting for her call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and said,
"What the fuck happened?"
Breathing hard, she replied,
"That bastard had all QUARTERS!"
