Ain’t no way a human tongue is getting near that anus. The KISS dude with the freakishly long tongue won’t even make it half way before those cheeks collapse his cranium.
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2528 pound pumpkinhttps://mentalfloss.com/article/559177/new-hampshire-man-grows-2528-pound-pumpkin-sets-north-american-record?utm_source=nextdraft&utm_medium=email