What...You've been an AO* for that long? These two deviants are the Democraps version of the Immaculate Deception. Clueless wasn't just a girly-girl film for you, huh? Oh wait...Mayhaps the Law Enfarcement Officer will chime in so that you can speakify on he troofulnesses...'n' sheit.
* Anal Ostrich
Truth be told, I've never seen the film Clueless. Guess you have, huh? You seem to know a lot about it.
Is an anal ostrich a bird who sticks their butt in the sand or a constipated one? Neither sound very flattering....so my answer is that I am not now nor have I ever been and AO*. But if I were one, it would mean I could run faster than you (43 mph) and I could kick you to death, so be careful what you call me.

"Oh wait...Mayhaps the Law Enfarcement Officer will chime in so that you can speakify on he troofulnesses...'n' sheit." I have to confess, you lost me on this one. Oh shit! Senility is setting in.....not sure if it is yours or mine.