Picture Joe with no prompter or person in his ear:
"mr. uhmmm, vlad-newton, so you uhmmmm... ahhhhh, have an issue with that country over there, uhmmm Ukulele??
hey, kameltoe, are they part of uhmmmm, uhmmmm PLATO?? just filled my diaper with some play-doh man, cmon cornpop"
"sniffin' lids and touchin' kids man, me hunter and cornpop man, cmon"