Johnny Depp Testifies On Why He's Suing Amber Heard.

[Humble Narcissist]

I changed my mind about Amber after reading the title of this video:

^ I don't even want to watch that video!!!

God, why can't I just fucking die already? I can't believe what absolute disgusting perverts people are. Women are such vile, nasty pigs.

Everything she does is disgusting.

[Fortress]

Broad is bonkers, full stop.

For as beautiful as is her exterior, she is equally as ugly a person and as mentally fricked.

A demon housed in an attractive shell.

[Humble Narcissist]

Broad is bonkers, full stop.

For as beautiful as is her exterior, she is equally as ugly a person and as mentally fricked.

A demon housed in an attractive shell.

In a few years she will be nothing but ugly, inside and out.

[stavios]

I'm as disgusted as I've ever been while reading this yet I cannot stop laughing for the life of me.  Fucking great post.

Lmfao same here, my wife just asked me what the fuck i was reading that is so funny

[Matt]

Broad is bonkers, full stop.

For as beautiful as is her exterior, she is equally as ugly a person and as mentally fricked.

A demon housed in an attractive shell.

I suspect women like Amber aren't particularly uncommon.

But even if 1% of women are like Amber, that's too much for me.

[AbrahamG]

Lmfao same here, my wife just asked me what the fuck i was reading that is so funny

My wife would be mortified by getbig.  LOFL.

[The Scott]

I suspect women like Amber aren't particularly uncommon.

But even if 1% of women are like Amber, that's too much for me.

A well a everybody's heard about the Heard
H-h-h-h Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, well the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, well the Heard is the Turd
A well Johnny Depp he knows, about the Heard and
Johnny Depp says the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, well the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd


Abject apoligies to The Trashmen.

[joswift]

Everybody knows about the turd
Johnny took pic of the turd
Its the turd its the turd of Amber Heard

[LurkerNoMore]

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[Humble Narcissist]

Her turd looks unhealthy. Better get Cologuard.

[Rambone]

A well a everybody's heard about the Heard
H-h-h-h Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, well the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, well the Heard is the Turd
A well Johnny Depp he knows, about the Heard and
Johnny Depp says the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, well the Heard is the Turd
A well a Heard, Heard, Heard, H-Heard's the Turd


Abject apoligies to The Trashmen.

 

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[Kwon]

Everybody knows about the turd
Johnny took pic of the turd
Its the turd its the turd of Amber Heard

Amber Turd

[LurkerNoMore]

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[The Scott]

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You are the Man!  I was hoping someone would do this!  Well done!

[wes]

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I`m fucking dying here.  LOL 

[MAXX]

Everybody knows about the turd
Johnny took pic of the turd
Its the turd its the turd of Amber Heard

faecal....















matter

[TheGrinch]

 Has she testified about swallowing or anal yet?

[Gregzs]

"Will Smith and Johnny Depp are the reminder to all men, that you can have good looks, have all the fame in the world, and enough money to last 1000 lives, but if you don't have a good wife as a life partner, your life will be miserable.

A good woman is worth more than all the gold in the world. If you found one, consider yourself rich.❤️

Meantime I’ll remain single thank you."

[Matt]

"Will Smith and Johnny Depp are the reminder to all men, that you can have good looks, have all the fame in the world, and enough money to last 1000 lives, but if you don't have a good wife as a life partner, your life will be miserable.

A good woman is worth more than all the gold in the world. If you found one, consider yourself rich.❤️

Meantime I’ll remain single thank you."

 

I look at Will Smith and Johnny Depp as proof that bad relationships can happen to any man. No man is immune, and the only solution is to not enter into one.

[Humble Narcissist]

I look at Will Smith and Johnny Depp as proof that bad relationships can happen to any man. No man is immune, and the only solution is to not enter into one.

And Dr. Dre and Emmitt Smith and............

[Flexacon]

"Will Smith and Johnny Depp are the reminder to all men, that you can have good looks, have all the fame in the world, and enough money to last 1000 lives, but if you don't have a good wife as a life partner, your life will be miserable.

A good woman is worth more than all the gold in the world. If you found one, consider yourself rich.❤️

Meantime I’ll remain single thank you."

Blame them not the women

They could have just dated Pinkett and Heard. If it turned into something more regular then by all means call it a relationship, but keep them at arms length.

[Fortress]

Blame them not the women

They could have just dated Pinkett and Heard. If it turned into something more regular then by all means call it a relationship, but keep them at arms length.

Once the broad is in your home, residing, you’re absolutely vulnerable.

Always KNOW this.

[robcguns]

He should’ve sold her used thongs and got paid. Think he smelled them?

Hahaha

[deadz]

Gotta be a homo to pay attention to this garbage.

[AbrahamG]

Gotta be a homo to pay attention to this garbage.

Fuck off.